News reports sayd the bloke's DNA was on her body in numerous places. If I had to come up with an explanation how my DNA got all over a dead body that I claimed not to have actually killed, then perhaps this would be it. What else could you come up with?
Please don´t quote where she´s buried on here, otherwise there´ll be an ARRSE Rallye to see who can get there first !! There again, a necrophilic (grammar ?) gang bang may be something to write about in the NAAFI Bar