Cmon surely even you wouldnt do this?

stet

War Hero
#3
i would and then i would feck all the stab wounds
 
#4
Quite right, far too skinny, far too blonde and a wee bit too dead...
 
#5
News reports sayd the bloke's DNA was on her body in numerous places. If I had to come up with an explanation how my DNA got all over a dead body that I claimed not to have actually killed, then perhaps this would be it. What else could you come up with?
 
#6
She's quite fit actually.

Where's she buried?
 
#7
If he liked them skinny, why didn't he leave her for a couple of weeks? :twisted:
 
#9
blindfire said:
StabTiffy2B said:
She's quite fit actually.

Where's she buried?
hahahaa sick man :lol:
Please don´t quote where she´s buried on here, otherwise there´ll be an ARRSE Rallye to see who can get there first !! There again, a necrophilic (grammar ?) gang bang may be something to write about in the NAAFI Bar :twisted:
 
#10
if the rigormortis hasn't set in yet and she'sstill warm, i'd give her a bit ATM.
 
#12
1stgulfmac said:
Wishful_Thinking said:
1stgulfmac said:
Look at this BBC link..

weirdo alert

Now i know itst the NAAFI bar but no, please no, not you lot. Surely.
Do keep up. It's on here already. :roll:
Sorry old chap where, praps we could have it merged please.
Here´s the link http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=88346.html, but methinks you need to be a MOD to merge the threads.........

Plus you need to be computer literate to copy and paste another Thread. WTF is going on here ? :roll:
 
#16
#18
"The defendant confesses that he had sex with Sally Anne and that he had sex with her after her death."

Reminds me of some of the women I've slept with :lol:
 
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