But wasn't it her "beard" which caused the problem for him in the first place?I'm thinking closet homo - let's face it, we've all seen some absolute horrors in our lifetime but still "manned up" and fucked the brains out of it. Maybe an early case of her being his "beard"?
15 years! If you have one crook beer you're not going to stop heading back to the pub to try another! And another....Here's another one...Havelock Ellis, a Sexologist?!?! who died in 1939..never wanked because he thought he could contract VD from wet dreams and Louis XVI had phimosis..and couldn't skin his sausage making sex very painful for him...I found this particularly moving, imagine being a King with the pick of whole bunch and having a defective knob..George Bernard Shaw was a virgin until 30, then got seduced by an ancient manky widow and promptly went off clunge for the next 15 years.
The good people from Mills and Boon rang, they'd like to discuss an opportunity...Let's face it, the first time we dip our cocks in to a chick it's mostly out of a morbid sense of curiosity so perhaps in this case the pubes were a matted mess of dried, queefed period blood which stank to high heaven.
Cunts are basically petri-dishes of horror, and need the sort of constant care usually reserved for a Laminitic pony.
50p from the charity rack...still reading it...plenty more to come , how about Pope Alexander VI ..top bloke and enthusiastic orgiast, once had 50 nekkid tarts serving at a banquet and offered prizes for the guest who could get it on the most times. White smoke, red shoes and kiddly fiddling doesn't come close does it.And judging from the continuing quotes, you promptly nicked it!