Dale the snail is slowly gaining a small army of stalkers, so love her or hate her, our resident fireman needs an appreciation club. We are going to need a list of members and a select few willing to take on administrative roles. Hellfyyr is uber keen to be her no. 1 stalker, a position he is most welcome to. Helly your role will be to hang outside her back doors as often as possible, sing her off key love songs about snail trails, and pinch her used socks on laundry day. I shall be club president purely because I feel like doing bugger all Iâll be collecting membership fees and pocketing most of them. Occasionally I may post pictures of everyoneâs favourite snail asleep in a puddle of her own vomit â I know Helly will find this arousing, maybe I should charge for these action shots? StabTiffy2B can be our minister of propergander and Dales stress relief tool. His job will be to make up amusing stories about her and to allow Dale to remove his underpants by force while heâs still wearing them â thereâs comedy value in this, maybe he should be the club jester?? So who else wants to be in our little club? What job would you like if any? Just how much do you love dale? â donât get carried away or Hellfyyr might get jealous. Most importantly, what should we name club Dale?