Club Night in London

#1
Club night for all in London

There is going to be a club event in Vauxhall for all Military or ex-Military in a big nightclub. All you have to pay is the drinks that are discounted for the event. There will be a few DJ's, full bar and a smokers terrace. It will take place during the latter part of October / November on a Friday.

If you are interested email alanatlondon@googlemail.com for details and to register an interest.

Over 18's only
 
#4
Nope, the venue is split in two so the area we will use is the other part that is not connected to the gay bit
 
#5
I dont own a club, can I bring a table leg instead? If anything its even more traumatising when you jam the splintery end up a beefers chuff.
 
#6
alantheskinhead said:
Nope, the venue is split in two so the area we will use is the other part that is not connected to the gay bit
And for a butch ex squaddie ball licker, your motivation for setting up an annexed area full of ex squaddies next to a queeny bottom fest is ? Am I right in assuming you are seperating the 2 groups with little more than A4 sheets of paper and essence of poppers ?
 
#8
alantheskinhead said:
Nope, the venue is split in two so the area we will use is the other part that is not connected to the gay bit
Splitter!

ps what is a 'gay bit'? Photos welcome. Thank you.
 
#9
para_medic said:
ps what is a 'gay bit'?
The area shin deep in seminal fluid, reeking of poppers, populated by leather clad men massaging each other's prostates and lip-synching to ABBA songs. If any more proof is needed, try shouting 'Jarrod......Legs....are you in here?' A mincing cry of 'Coo-eee' or a baritone 'I'm a laydeeee!' should put your mind at ease.
 
#10
FiveAlpha said:
para_medic said:
ps what is a 'gay bit'?
The area shin deep in seminal fluid, reeking of poppers, populated by leather clad men massaging each other's prostates and lip-synching to ABBA songs. If any more proof is needed, try shouting 'Jarrod......Legs....are you in here?' A mincing cry of 'Coo-eee' or a baritone 'I'm a laydeeee!' should put your mind at ease.
Sounds like you're a regular there!
 
#11
para_medic said:
ps what is a 'gay bit'? Photos welcome. Thank you.
I coudn't find any images of tattered sphincters. This do you?

 

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