Clothing at the Christmas crawl

What should OB wear?

  • PVC Nurse outfit

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • PVC Copper Outfit including handcuffs

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Bikini

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • School Girl Outfit

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Her Birthday suit

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Clown Costume

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
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#1
Officer's Bird has promised that if I buy her an outfit, she'll wear it at the Christmas Crawl.

I'm far too exited to have any rational thoughts, so I am requesting ideas from the arrse community:

Watch and shoot, Watch and shoot.
 
#2
Deffo the School Girl outfit..

short [ I mean short ] kilt.. high heel pumps,, long, almost translucent, white knee high stockings.. White blouse unbuttoned just so, school sweater draped with insouscience over the shoulder.. hair in twin pony tails...


um... er... hold on a bit... I'll be back..[ where's THE sock ? ]
 
#5
Guys she is staying at my flat on this crawl :roll:
I'm not sure my neighbours would take too kindly to any PVC outfit greeting them 8O 8O

However, it could work in my favour she act as a 'lady of the night' secure a motor and get us a free lift home!! :wink: Hurrah! :lol:
 

cpunk

LE
Moderator
#7
Rocketeer said:
Deffo the School Girl outfit..

short [ I mean short ] kilt.. high heel pumps,, long, almost translucent, white knee high stockings.. White blouse unbuttoned just so, school sweater draped with insouscience over the shoulder.. hair in twin pony tails...


um... er... hold on a bit... I'll be back..[ where's THE sock ? ]
The old 'Paedo self-outer' option worked then...
 
#8
Heavens!... you miscontrue my motives... Birthday Suit leaves no room for intrigue and imagination to kick in.. Bikini is so ' blasee ' and I'm allergic to PVC [ hives - latex rection or something like ]..doesn't leave much in the way of options..

besides... well.. there's..

.
 
#9
Rocketeer said:
Heavens!... you miscontrue my motives... Birthday Suit leaves no room for intrigue and imagination to kick in.. Bikini is so ' blasee ' and I'm allergic to PVC [ hives - latex rection or something like ]..doesn't leave much in the way of options..

besides... well.. there's..

.
Is that like a rubber nob?
 
#10
Guys guys guys guys if we make her look sexy then we'll just be invaded by lots of drunken morons letching and generally ruining our night of drunken letching. If however we make her look like an absolute and complete idiot then we can laugh and point all night without fear of being invaded by morons.
 
#12
What I want to know is which of the guys is now in possession of the famous pink lycra gimp suit!
I believe MDN has had a request from someone overseas wanting to borrow it for this occassion :)
Label on it reads "stains unremovable, sorry" ;)

Edited to add, and does Gunny still have the blue spotted number?
 

maninblack

LE
Book Reviewer
#13
I reckon she should turn up at the Victory Services Club at 14.00 hrs, naked and well waxed carrying half a dozen cam creme packs and an eyebrow pencil so that we can "dress" her in DPM and draw on the seams.......it would make a cracking piccy for the body art section.
 
#14
Is there a picture of said OB on the gallery??

If so can someone post a link to it, as i want to see what she looks like before I vote :twisted:

PS tooooo many pictures to trawl through to find her
 
#18
CarpeDiem said:
I could have sworn you gave her a 7/10 last time she was rated, Stabby. Personally I think 6 is a tad low!
I probably did. My memory is going.

maninblack said:
So the general consensus is that you would, given half a chance?
Yeah, she's worth a length.

Come on people, I need decent ides. I need time to find the said outfit, aswell.

How about a batgirl outfit?
 
#19
There were some rather attractive young ladies in the tube station yesterday all dressed up as Supergirl. Does it for me! The short red skirt, high heeled FMBs, that short little cape! Mmmmmmmm lovely!!!!
 

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