Cloggie in the Shot

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by jack-daniels, Jul 17, 2009.

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  1. Ignore him

  2. Tie him up and let the Aldershot girls have him

  3. Tie him up and wait for 3 Para Mortars to have him

  4. Tell everyone he's a Dutch Walt

  5. Feed him cider and get him bladdered

  1. Our resident Dutch poster is in the Shot later and paying a visit to the Traf, I believe he's with the family so we have to treat him gently.
    Any thoughts on how we should break him in?
  2. Get him bladdered on cider. This will inevitably qualify him for the attentions of the Aldershot birds, or the mortar birds
  3. terroratthepicnic

    terroratthepicnic LE Reviewer Book Reviewer
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    There is obviously only one thing you can do.

    Zwaffel him.
  4. :D that'll make him feel right at home.