Clock

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Bowser-Mong, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A man in his bedroom shouts down to his girlfriend, " Come ghere and see my new clock". She enters the bedroom and he's lying there naked with an almighty erection. "Thats not a clock." He replies "It will be as soon as you put two hands and a face on it!"