Clock repair

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by old chef, May 16, 2012.

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  1. Chap goes into a clock repair shop, and the young female assistant says "can i help you sir"
    so he takes out his old fella and slaps it on the counter.
    She says " Im sorry sir, this is a clock shop.
    he says 'yes, i want you to put two hands and a face on this please.

    sorry time to go I think !!!!!!! TTAAXXXIII!!!!!!
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  2. The old ones are the best...............
  3. The old ones are just fecking OLD!!
  4. Or in this case,not.
  5. Vintage Rodney Rude!!