Clinically Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President


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Former French President Jacques Chirac was rushed to a hospital after being mauled by his pet dog who is being treated for depression, in a dramatic incident that rattled the ex-president's wife.

The couple's white Maltese poodle, called Sumo, has a history of frenzied fits and became increasingly prone to making "vicious, unprovoked attacks" despite receiving treatment with anti-depressants, Chirac's wife Bernadette said.

"If you only knew! I had a dramatic day yesterday," she told VSD magazine. "Sumo bit my husband!"

Mrs. Chirac, 74, did not reveal where the former president was bitten, but said, "the dog went for him for no apparent reason."

"We were aware the animal was unpredictable and is being treated with pills for depression. My husband was bitten quite badly but he is certain to make a full recovery in weeks."

Chirac was taken to a hospital in Paris where he was treated as an outpatient and later sent home.

The 76-year-old was president of France for 12 years until 2007.

What a puff! :D
He is French that should be enough reason for the attack , I also heard 3 Regts of Elite French troops also surrendered just to be on the safe side.


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I thought by the title Blair had got a sad on and tw4tted Sarkozy for trying to be Obama's new best mate
Do not knock zee French dourgs meester bifsteak, zay are faster zan, how you say? ze lightenening. Uzzerwize, zay would be on ze table wiz some basil sauce....


holy crap. i thought this was a joke...