Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by the_guru, Nov 17, 2006.

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  1. It really grips my sh1t when someone types words to the effect

    "Ha Ha you have cost me a new keyboard. It is covered with coffee"

    You fcuking liars. You know you aren't drinking coffee near your keyboard. And why is it always coffee and never tea, or Coke or Vimto?

    Any other cliches get up YOUR nose?

    Grumpy of Aldershot.
  2. LOL just sprayed OVALTINE all over my keyboard :wink:
  3. Hahahaha, I just sprayed spun.k all over my computer screen!

    That'll teach me to use Alt+Tab at the vinegar strokes......
  4. Now I'm not a Racist - I mean some of my best friends are black BUT........(insert rant here) :x
  5. Left handed surfing is acceptable. Unless it is the bee sting titted Winterton moose that you are thrapping over.
  6. You spit your black friends BUT over the screen??? (you missed a "t")

    New take on things, but, it's a modern Army, it's allowed (but not encouraged, as i was informed in basic)