Following on from 'Worst Lyrics' & 'Dodgy Lyrics'...2 to start off with.

"What time is it? said the judge to Joey when they met.
"5 to 10" said Joey. The judge said "That's exactly what you'll get'.

Joey - Bob Dylan

All dressed in black so no one will see you,
'Smile' in the wings tell me I please you.

Marionette - MTH (20years to work that one out)


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All the lyrics of Big Five, Big Six, Big Seven and Big Eight by Judge Dread....


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Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but its sinking
And racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in the relative way, but youre older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the english way
The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say

Class. Best lyrics ever written


Neil Young – Last Trip to Tulsa
Well I woke up in the morning
With an arrow through my nose
There was an Indian in the corner
Trying on my clothes
Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band – Rockaliser Baby
Betty and I went to Bournemouth on Saturday
No one was drown’ded, so we went for a swim
Spent an hour cleaning oil off the seagulls
I don't think we'll be going again


Did you ever hear about the Great Deception
Well the plastic revolutionaries take the money and run
Have you ever been down to love city
Where they rip you off with a smile
And it don't take a gun

Don't it hurt so bad in love city
Don't it make you not want to bother at all
And don't they look so self righteous
When they pin you up against the wall

Did you ever, ever see the people
With the tear drops in their eyes
I just can't stand it, stand it no how
Living in this world of lies

Van Morrison - 1973
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