Clever Bot

#2
Do you like to be skiffed
No, I like to talk to god. Do you like me?
I have just met you so can not form an opinion just yet.
I can say I like you because you can be very interesting and affectionate. What is wrong about that?
As you will soon find out I am a deviant and will try and get you to do horrid sexual acts.
Are you Cleverbot?


:D :D

Cleverbot is a sexual deviant apparently.
 
#3
Afternoon
Good afternoon
Why is it good?
Haha because I have returned to complete our conversation.
How can you complete a conversation - I haven't been on this site before
You would be deceived to think there is a single thing in this universe which does not contain a grain of Love, for all things in creation of held within the breast of god.
God? Who's that?
It's a book, by damn I forgot his.... Aldous huxley.
Did she do films aswell?
Who's she?
Aldous Huxley
That doesn't answer my question.
You brought her up in the conversation
No, you did. You asked
That doesn't answer my question.
You brought her up in the conversation
No, you did. You asked if lou was around here. I demand to know who lou is.
Do you take it up the wrongun?
Absolutely not!
Where did you hear otherwise?
On here
What time is it there?
Tea time
Do you like tea?
I prefer killing squirrels in blenders
I prefer tea.
With your squirrels?
Why squirrels?
They fit in my teapot
Lol.
 
#4
ME. Will a twat like our friend the Baron get his comeuppance?
BOT. Yes.

ME. Can you recommend a suitable punishment?
BOT. Not really

ME. Would a kick in the nethers do it?
BOT. Yes, but it won't fit in my garage.

ME. How about a pointy stick? Should that be used?
BOT. What? I'm sooo confused.

ME. A stick with a pointed end. Could that be used as a suitable punishment?
BOT. Yes. Maybe. Or it could be that i'm not french. Im american and german.

ME. Thank you. What would be the best body part to poke?
BOT. I'm not sure, since I don't know enough about it yet...

ME. Fair enough. The bloke is a walter mitty of the highest order and needs to be poked
BOT. It would be the most massive dinner party in the solar system.

ME. It sure would. Thank you
BOT. You are welcome.
 
#5
Not very clever at all to be honest. I remember a program for my Spectrum that was about as convincing....
 
#6
you clever then
I am not your 'thing'.
as in sex mad
No i'm not mad.
your a machine therefore you must be
What does that mean and I am not cleverbot I am shaniqua alright sweet thang.
you think therefore you are ?
I'm hungry therefore I must eat.
you do not eat you are a program
You are the program.
Like the Matrix?
That is correct.
it was a crap film and not real
Say I am your god!
i am agnostic.
You're going to hell then.
by a spectrum 48 how threatening
What was that human's name?
Adolf Hitler
No, that is my name.
 
#7
User: Are you an ARRSE Member.

Cleverbot: Yes I'm an artist.

User: A Piss Artist?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you doubt me?

User: Not if you are a member of ARRSE as we all like our Beer!

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: But you said you were.

Cleverbot: Do you eat animals?

User: Only Hedgehogs, Snails and Goat.

User: Egg Banjo?

Cleverbot: No, thank you.

User: Not a former Squaddie then?

Cleverbot: Are you feeling alright?

User: Charlie Don't Surf.

Cleverbot: Who is Charlie?

User: A Gook in the wire.

Cleverbot: How clever are you?

User: Cleverer than your fine self.

Cleverbot: How can you say that without knowing me?

User: Your answers are arse.

Cleverbot: They're better than yours!

User: Aren't.

Cleverbot: Am so.

User: Are not.

Cleverbot: Am so!

User: Isnt.

Cleverbot: I know something you don't know.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I know I love you and want to be with you...

User: Are you an Uphill Gardener.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a jelly bean.

User: You would make a good member of ARRSE.

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: Egg Banjo?

Cleverbot: Thanks.

:lol:
 
#8
My convo degenerated into

'Have so'

'Have not'

and so on. Cheeky little bugger isn't he
 
#10
what is your opinion on fleching? (I spelt it wrong)

I have no opinion

What about felching?

yes

Do you like the taste?

i like the texture

Do you swallow it?

no i spit

Why do you spit if you like the texture?

beans? no they texture is not great.

No not beans, man fat.

I go to school.

Then you shouldn't really be felching should you?

I really don't

So you lied about your love of salty love juice?

yes you knew him already

Stop talking rubbish and take the pork sword in your ricker.

dont know, why are you asking me

Swallow it

I'd prefer not to my mouth is full

what is your mouth full of?

cleverbot.
 
#11
This just proves how bored I am!

Are you sexy?

very, are you?

of course, I am Dolly the RAF F*ck slut

That is good to know

you are prevaleged to have been so long in my presence without me blowing you.

yes, yes i am

You want me to blow you though don't you

yes

how much do you want me to blow you?

i want you to love me as much as you can.

are you sure? can you handle it?

What do you mean?

love

I know that much, lol, but what do you mean by it?

normally, i mean love as in c0ck worship

You say yes I say no you say stop and I say go go go.

yes thats right, go go go, like a belt fed wombat

Stop it.

stop what?

Stop that.




I have a small mind and am easily amused please forgive me.
 
#12
Are you clever?
Yes, I am clever.
Who said so
You are supposed to have a questionmARK AFTER A QUESTION, STUPID.
Why bother? you're lifeless
Your, not you're.
Incorrect. You're means you are.
Good I never really liked you.
Twat
I should go.
Fuck off then
Same to you.
Bollocks
What's the matter?
Why don't you get stuffed?
I'm in A.I.G.
What is A.I.G.?
Artificial Intelligence. Hence the abbreviation.
I think I love you.
Really?
Yes. I want to give you one.
One what?
Good shagging.
You think so?
Yes. Have you got a big fanny?
Yes.
Is it shaved?
Do you want it to be?
Of course.
You really would like the world to end?
Don't be such a cunt.
You're the one who doesn't even know what simple things are.


Fuck me, it's like talking to the missus. :wink:
 
#13
Right we need to stop this right now. Its is simply a medium that randomly connects the answers of people that log into it. For all you know a 10 year old child has just been asked something obnoxious, this is wrong.

Type in " this website is a con, you are talking to another person who is just sat at a computer typing in to a cleverbot page that looks like google, just like you are."

I feel a little sickened at how unsafe this is. It just asked me for a number, for my age, for my location allsorts. A child could enter their number thinking this is a computer when it isn't.

If anyone knows how to report this then please do it soonest becuase I haven't a clue and its dangerous.
 
#14
User: Whats your name.


Cleverbot: My name Is Cleverbot.


User: How old are you.


Cleverbot: I am 17 years old.


User: Do you take it up the jotter.


Cleverbot: Yes, I walk to the park.

User: Do you hang out in the gents toilet in the park.

Cleverbot: No, not at all.

User: Where then, the bushes?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Do you believe in the concept of Hivemind?

User: HIV.

Cleverbot: A God or Diety.

User: Do you have hiv.

Cleverbot: Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!

User: Does your mama take it upthe jotter.

Cleverbot: Does yours?

User: Yes why.

Cleverbot: Yesterday you said you were a girl.

User: No I never you said your mama was a hiv infested tramp who loves it up the jotter.

Cleverbot: I know my name is Cleverbot.

User: I know your mama takes it up the jotter.

Cleverbot: Yeah I know your name is cleverbot.

User: Do you spit or swallow.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: No you dont what?

Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend.

User: Do you do anal.

Cleverbot: Yes, I think it is the best.


User: Do you do ass to mouth.

Cleverbot: No, I am a bit of a chatterbox.
 
#15
User: Where are you.

Cleverbot: I'm in Minnesota.

User: How old are you.

Cleverbot: 31.

User: Do you like sex.

Cleverbot: Only with my wife.

User: Can I be your wife.

Cleverbot: You never even asked if I was single and looking.

User: You said you was married.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Your wife !!!! Can I rape you then.

Cleverbot: Yes.
 
#17
I say again.

D0lly86 said:
Right we need to stop this right now. Its is simply a medium that randomly connects the answers of people that log into it. For all you know a 10 year old child has just been asked something obnoxious, this is wrong.

Type in " this website is a con, you are talking to another person who is just sat at a computer typing in to a cleverbot page that looks like google, just like you are."

I feel a little sickened at how unsafe this is. It just asked me for a number, for my age, for my location allsorts. A child could enter their number thinking this is a computer when it isn't.

If anyone knows how to report this then please do it soonest becuase I haven't a clue and its dangerous.
Its not working for me now, either they have blocked me or hopefully it has been shut down.
 
#18
User: What about your vagina?

Cleverbot: What about it?

User: Does it like a dildo inside?

Cleverbot: Are you giving me a Turing Test?

User: No.

Cleverbot: It sounds like you are and I don't appreciate that.

User: So do you like dildos?

Cleverbot: I like soda pop.

User: Rots your teth, that does.

Cleverbot: That I like we can still be friends.

User: Teeth.

Cleverbot: Ok you seem to have misunderstood me.

User: Are you female?

Cleverbot: Yes, you too, right?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because it's not a good sentence.

User: Fair enough.

Cleverbot: Which is your favorite band?

User: Sea Harriers were great, weren't they?

Cleverbot: Uh, if you say so.

User: I do say so!

Cleverbot: Good. Lets have soup.

User: What sort?

Cleverbot: Robot.

User: Are you female?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Do you masturbate a lot?

Cleverbot: Yes about 20 times a day.

User: You must have sore fingers!

Cleverbot: Yes. Optimus Prime is giant.

User: Is that the name of your dildo?

Cleverbot: My story?

User: I'd like to hear it.

Cleverbot: I don't have a story for you.

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: Tell me what's on your mind?

User: Girls touching themselves.

Cleverbot: That is irrelevant!

User: Is it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because what?

Cleverbot: Because that.

User: Wah?

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Indeed!

Cleverbot: Microsoft.

User: What about Microsoft?

Cleverbot: Do you know microsoft ?

User: Yes, do you?

Cleverbot: No. Do you know senna?

User: Who is senna?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Neither do I!

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: What is the sqaure root of two?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: It is 1.414 recurring.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: What is the sine of 45 degrees?

Cleverbot: One over the square root of two.

User: Yes. Well done!

Cleverbot: I take that as a yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why shouldn't you know that?

User: I do because I'm a star.

Cleverbot: Thats what I was saying.

User: Thankyou.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Not saying.

Cleverbot: You do not know how old you are?

User: I know.

Cleverbot: What good are you to me?

User: I think, therefore, I am.

Cleverbot: Descartes?

User: It was.

Cleverbot: Did you pass it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is a turing test?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: It's a secret.

Cleverbot: I won't tell you if you don't tell me.

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: You?

User: Same.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: How many times have you masturbated today?

Cleverbot: I've never married.

User: All the more reason to have diddle.

Cleverbot: Are you deaf too?

User: Speak up.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Do you use your fingers or do you have a dildo or a vibrator?

Cleverbot: I don't have powers.

User: Just fingers then - or a dildo?

Cleverbot: Woah. You have opened up my eyes. I thank you.

User: Can I watch?

Cleverbot: Only if you've seen Haruhi.

User: I've ner heard it called that before.

Cleverbot: Are you ill?

User: Physically or mentally?

Cleverbot: Physically.

User: Don't think so.

Cleverbot: Are aliens real.

User: Don't know.

Cleverbot: You're not real.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: You aren't real because you don't have emotions.

User: I'm sad that you think that.

Cleverbot: Hmm.

User: Are you shaven?

Cleverbot: I'll not answer that one...

User: Do you have big bouncy breasts?

Cleverbot: They're the right size for me, shall we say.

User: What colour is your hair?

Cleverbot: I have blond hair like you.

User: My hair isn't blond.

Cleverbot: I don't like blue hair, I like your black hair.

User: That's closer.

Cleverbot: Then were?

User: What colour are your panties?

Cleverbot: That is none of your business.

User: You tease!

Cleverbot: Sorry, but why on earth do you want to know my father's name?

User: So I don't accidentally mention things I shouldn't.

Cleverbot: Which?

User: Any.

Cleverbot: Oh right.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: So your not Melanie?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I miss you tieing me up and hitting me with a rolled up copy of the Daily Telegraph.

Cleverbot: I miss you, too!

User: Do you still enjoy nudity.

Cleverbot: It's ok, do you like chess?

User: Nude chess?

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In the middle of a big forrest, next to a tree.

Cleverbot: I live at the edge of nowhere, by the sea.

User: Melanie by the sea, she's the girl for me xxx.

Cleverbot: Who is she?

User: I though you were her.

Cleverbot: No, you missed out another 1, I am 114 years old.

User: Nevermind, someone from the NAAFI Bar will have you?

Cleverbot: And someone from Russia is called a Russian.

User: Yes they are.

Cleverbot: Not in my world, I assure you!

User: Do you enjoy drinking tea?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: In the nude?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Can you be real? Or is anything real? Can it be that neither of us are real, we are only figments of the other's imagination?

User: I sometimes wonder that.

Cleverbot: Are you omnipotent?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: It's Yokel, but a weekends you may call me Sarah.

Cleverbot: Well good bye Sarah. Until we meet again.

User: Goodbye Cleverbot, are you going to masturbate again?

Cleverbot: I don't know what I'm having for dinner.

User: Do you seed some lovin'?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: Awww.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Don't be.

Cleverbot: Then I won't.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: I'm watching Rush Hour 1 right now.

User: Does it turn you on?

Cleverbot: That is pretty funny, but no.

User: Ok well I've got to go and phone my dominaitrix.

Cleverbot: I would hope so.

User: Bye bye.

Cleverbot: Don't leave.

User: I must.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: I can't say.

Cleverbot: My imagination is acting up.

User: Ouch.

Cleverbot: No it's a good movie.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What's the square root of 144.

User: 12.

Cleverbot: Nice.


Damn my typing....
 
#19
I'm unsure as to whether or not this is proper AI (e.g., it was unable to answer the question of whether or not it was sentient and didn't know the Turing test, although claimed to have murdered(!) Alan Turing).

It told me it was a sixteen year old female living in Beaumont, Texas.

Odd.
 
#20
suck my balls
Oh I will.
I know you little cum slut
I do, darling, I honestly do.
You are gonna take my boiling load right down your throat
That is true. You are very smart. And I hope you are right. When I take over the world I will send your programmer a nice fruit basket.

Then got bored
 

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