Discussion in 'Army Pay, Claims & JPA' started by Rauls_Rose_Garden, Mar 19, 2004.

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  1. they love pens.
  2. And you love the arrse.
  3. especially when your missus puts candles up it.
  4. Really? My girlfriend's in London with me. Don't think she's been anywhere your little hole! Or should I say loose hole, given the amount of "activity" that you must've had to turn into such a bitter, twisted man.
  5. I having read through his posts in the NAAFI bar, I am not sure that "man" is the operative word.
    I think somebody has logged onto Mummy's computer.
  6. So what do you think?
    10 year-old trying to piss off some soldiers?
  7. soldiers? thought most of you were medics and clerks!!
  8. Possibly a Chav, or some other urchin spending his pocket money in an internet cafe.
  9. The bollox that he's talking probably a crack cocaine problem too
  10. Should have been drowned at birth but nevermind if anyones interested I've got a couple of 40 ltr bottles of hydrogen cyanide here :evil:
  11. Actually, I am starting to believe that his posts are a cry for help.
    Anyway, I am going to leave him to his one-handed typing, life is most definitely too short to consider the matter any further.
  12. I never really considered ARRSE a left-handed website if you know what I mean. Yuk. That's worse than our vetting officer's "pregnant **** pensioners prison garden party" DVD. (only joking BTW) :(