Clegg to discuss same-sex marriage with Cameron

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  1. RiflemanTom

    RiflemanTom Old-Salt Book Reviewer

    In The Independent today. Liberal Democrat demands for gay marriage.

    I know they're coalition partners and all that, but isn't demanding Cameron to get a divorce and marry him a bit strong? I can't see him agreeing to it personally.
  2. He'd do better talking to William Hague about it - he'd probably welcome him with open arms...
  3. As long as its in his closet.
  4. Not just open arms.......
  5. I went to a lesbian wedding once. Some of the women there were more man than I will ever be! They appeared to have grown facial hair by sheer force of will. Also, I wasn't aware that a) you could buy bowling shirts that big or b) that lesbians liked their lesbe-friends to look more like the men they claim not to be attracted to, than men.
  6. AlienFTM

    AlienFTM LE Book Reviewer

    I've been doing some reading up on Hague. Apparently he has to compete with Rotterdam as a port.
  7. You a lezzer then? Got any piccies?
  8. Yes I do. They are photographs of the ugliest "women" you have ever seen, in wedding outfits that were probably by House of Satan.

    To protect the sensitivity of my wife's cousin, the big lesbian one, I offer you this photograph which while not actually taken at the wedding could easily be the lesbians of which I spoke. Actually these are all way more attractive and feminine...

  9. They need to get divorced they're both already married aren't they?

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    There was a young poof from Khartoum,
    took a lesbian up to his room.
    They argued a lot
    about who should do what,
    with what, for how long and to whom.
  11. "Clegg to discuss same-sex marriage with Cameron"

    Surely, the coalition is more than sufficient.
  12. Or more elegantly and in its traditional version...

    A lesbian from Khartoum
    Took a nancy boy up to her room
    She said to the queer
    "Well now that we're here,
    Who's going to do what, where and to whom?"