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Clegg to discuss same-sex marriage with Cameron

RiflemanTom

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#1
In The Independent today. Liberal Democrat demands for gay marriage.

I know they're coalition partners and all that, but isn't demanding Cameron to get a divorce and marry him a bit strong? I can't see him agreeing to it personally.
 
#5
I went to a lesbian wedding once. Some of the women there were more man than I will ever be! They appeared to have grown facial hair by sheer force of will. Also, I wasn't aware that a) you could buy bowling shirts that big or b) that lesbians liked their lesbe-friends to look more like the men they claim not to be attracted to, than men.
 
#7
I went to a lesbian wedding once. Some of the women there were more man than I will ever be! They appeared to have grown facial hair by sheer force of will. Also, I wasn't aware that a) you could buy bowling shirts that big or b) that lesbians liked their lesbe-friends to look more like the men they claim not to be attracted to, than men.
You a lezzer then? Got any piccies?
 
#8
Yes I do. They are photographs of the ugliest "women" you have ever seen, in wedding outfits that were probably by House of Satan.

To protect the sensitivity of my wife's cousin, the big lesbian one, I offer you this photograph which while not actually taken at the wedding could easily be the lesbians of which I spoke. Actually these are all way more attractive and feminine...

 
#12
There was a young poof from Khartoum,
took a lesbian up to his room.
They argued a lot
about who should do what,
with what, for how long and to whom.
Or more elegantly and in its traditional version...

A lesbian from Khartoum
Took a nancy boy up to her room
She said to the queer
"Well now that we're here,
Who's going to do what, where and to whom?"
 

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