"Clean up in aisle 5"

#2
You can't knock a bit of head once in a while.

That's one way to have you holiday cut short....
 
#4
An army doctor would have just given her 2 ibuprofen & told her to stop malingering.
 

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#6
A holiday to take the weight off your shoulders...

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#7
Good man! Maybe that'll teach the dense post-menopausal bints to think about what they're doing before dragging their shopping trolley's sideways across the aisle.

She got off lightly, if you ask me. I'd have bummed her using over-cleaner for lube first.
 
#9
Good man! Maybe that'll teach the dense post-menopausal bints to think about what they're doing before dragging their shopping trolley's sideways across the aisle.

She got off lightly, if you ask me. I'd have bummed her using over-cleaner for lube first.
The nutter was probably behind her in the queue while she was f#cking around on the self-service checkout, and she asked if he wanted "get a-head" of her!
 
#10
Now that's panache, as if stabbing a woman to death in a supermarket isn't enough her does a Jap in Burma and lops her head off and runs off with it, if only he was naked that;d be beautiful fuck me I'm welling up here...scuse me I just need a moment!
 
#11
The homeless Bulgarian had just exited a Milliner's, and unfortunately misinterrpreted the salesmans departing words.

'If you want to get ahead, get a hat'
 
#14
It happened here a few years ago after a bloke paid a quid for a hitman called archie to do his wife. He crept up behind HER and throttled her in the fresh foods aisle of local supermarket however a shelf stacker tried to stop him so he throttled him as well. As he was running out a checkout girl tried to raise the alarm so he throttled her too.

I remember the headlines well. ARCHIE CHOKES THREE FOR A POUND IN SAINSBURYS.

TAXI!
 
#15
Typical Spaniard.

if he had an artistic streak in his body, he would have knocked her lower jaw off and worn the head as a form of hat, a la the Ewok Shamen*:




[nerd]Often mistakenly identified as Chief Chirpa, his name was in fact Logray. Chirpa wore a headress made from the skinned flanges of 17 Wookies. Fact.[/nerd]
 

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