Three US soldiers are discussing theological matters in the cookhouse. The first one says "Guys, which Biblical figure do you think you would be? I'd be Jonah, because all the bad sh!t happens to me!" GI number 2 says "Probably the disciple Thomas, because I don't believe anything anyone says around here." The third soldier says "Easy. Moses!" The other two ask why. "Because a Bush spoke and I'm going to spend years in the desert!"