Yesterday I was out shopping and got served by a till jockey that had the most vicious set of nails I have seen in a long time, proper talons! The till jockey was a young, slender ....... teenage ........... bloke! I have noticed an increase in blokes growing their fingernails, not just young whipper snapper that don't know any better or senile coffin dodgers who have just forgetten. Business men, teachers, weird looking feckings on the Northern line. Have Metrosexuals taken over or have the undead taken to walking the streets? Would I get away with plunging a wooden stalk in their hearts and splash holy water all over the shop? Confused of Von Harley Castle.