Claude the Hypnotist

It was entertainment night at the Residential Home.

Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you all into a
I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat. The polished metal gleamed
in the light.

Claude the hypnotist said: "I want you each to keep your eyes
on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my
family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch . . .”

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,
light shimmering off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.

"SHIT!" yelled Claude the Hypnotist.

It took 3 days to clean up the Hall.
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