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Classy Uk birds out on the lash

#4
They seem to have enough layers of fat on them to stay ok in the cold. Except for the first one, but she's the only one in the pics no longer standing. Are the fatties trying to tell us something?
 
#5
Hell fire....Rough doesn't come close.....I thought Aberdeen was a zoo on a night out.

Glad to see the Welsh keeping their end up. Those two in the tight five would improve performance chances for the 6 nations no end.
 
#6
The fatties have only come out as they are insulated by the blubber were the skinny ones find it too cold so that means they might actually get a chance of some c0ck instead of one of their stubby fingers and a dildo out of the works secret santa.
 

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#7
Stanley1975 said:
They seem to have enough layers of fat on them to stay ok in the cold. Except for the first one, but she's the only one in the pics no longer standing. Are the fatties trying to tell us something?

Yes! Follow government advice. Insulate your pipes well to prevent freezing!
 
#10
Please tell me that that first Mina Harker lookalike isn't yellow in the face! It is my new monitor...isn't it? 8O

As for the others- send them to Afg, what chance would the Taliban have?

Edited to add 'Ye fucking gods!'
 
#12
I've got that fekkin Boots advert tune stuck in my head now.

And to think, some sad-asses hold doors open for these horrors.

Knowing what women are like in Nottingham though, it wouldn't surprise me if 'Woman' No.1 wasn't actually drunk - just spent.
 
#13
JesterRIP said:
I've got that fekkin Boots advert tune stuck in my head now.

And to think, some sad-asses hold doors open for these horrors.

Knowing what women are like in Nottingham though, it wouldn't surprise me if 'Woman' No.1 wasn't actually drunk - just spent.
She's the undead, waiting for some heedless naif to feed on.
 

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