Classy Uk birds out on the lash

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by old_bloke, Jan 11, 2010.

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  1. Great to see the class of the UK bird has got better over the years.

    I like the make up or is it puke on the first one. :D




  2. Of course the first bird's carked it, she hasn't blubbered-up for the winter like the others.
  3. Fcuking Hell!!!!

    TANK ACTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
  4. They seem to have enough layers of fat on them to stay ok in the cold. Except for the first one, but she's the only one in the pics no longer standing. Are the fatties trying to tell us something?
  5. Hell fire....Rough doesn't come close.....I thought Aberdeen was a zoo on a night out.

    Glad to see the Welsh keeping their end up. Those two in the tight five would improve performance chances for the 6 nations no end.
  6. The fatties have only come out as they are insulated by the blubber were the skinny ones find it too cold so that means they might actually get a chance of some c0ck instead of one of their stubby fingers and a dildo out of the works secret santa.
  7. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Yes! Follow government advice. Insulate your pipes well to prevent freezing!
  8. The second pair from Newcastle are a bit overdressed for Geordies
  9. Credit where it's due. None of them are pissing on war memorials.

  10. Please tell me that that first Mina Harker lookalike isn't yellow in the face! It is my new monitor...isn't it? 8O

    As for the others- send them to Afg, what chance would the Taliban have?

    Edited to add 'Ye fucking gods!'
  11. The bird in the background of the Cardiff shot with the massive norks would definitely get it.
  12. I've got that fekkin Boots advert tune stuck in my head now.

    And to think, some sad-asses hold doors open for these horrors.

    Knowing what women are like in Nottingham though, it wouldn't surprise me if 'Woman' No.1 wasn't actually drunk - just spent.
  13. She's the undead, waiting for some heedless naif to feed on.
  14. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    Prbably students rather than locals :wink:
  15. Nothing says "green light" more, than a bird covered in her own puke :)

    Gets my blood going everytime!