Classy bird from West Virginia

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  1. Quality stuff!

    Read the rest of the article here: Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report | The Smoking Gun
  2. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    What a minger. I'd rather she stabbed me...
  3. With a face like that surprising anyone would get close enough to notice the smell
  4. Reminds me of Merthyr
  5. The court case is going to be fun unless she cops a plea!
  6. Nowt wrong wi' that as a chat up line!!! Its worked for me!
  7. Fucking rotate! Adam Watson agreed after seeing her with a face like fucking Quasimodo ..Even if her twat smelt like rose petals in the morning dew, how could anyone go down on that gopping creature.
  8. yeeah!!... should have scrubbed her minge out with bleach, wire brush and a bottle of Turtle Wax...... rotting fishy smell really is offputting unless one is totally wrecked on 'Electric Soup'..... a paper bag over her head, and a respirator over your's..... an interesting situation...
  9. Theres too much protestation on here, fucking lightweight cunts.
  10. How many throats have you had to cut? Lots, I'll bet.
  11. Come on you bastards, she's been stung by something, it's obvious! Look at the anaphyl...anal...puffy-eyed horror!
  12. 12 gauge (bore) flechette round?
  13. [​IMG]

    She'd look like this. How far is West Virginia from Georgia? (aside from 'not far enough!')
  14. About 350 miles and 100 years.
  15. West Virginia; the irony...