Classic putdown

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  1. I hope this hasn't appeared here before.

    General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio the other day and this is a portion of ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.
    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
    GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
    GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
    FEMALE INTERVIEWER; Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
    GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
    GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
    The radio went silent and the interview ended.
  2. anti gun fanaticism makes me vomit.
  3. This has been done several times on here and shown to be made up. Would be fukcin funny if it was true though!
  4. hello j.k. can i kick your back doors in please?
  5. msr

    msr LE

    It has.

  6. Seconded, I hope the avator is you. Even with the tacky tat, i'll let her sh1t in my mouth.