This is a geriatric bike/car porn thread for those of us who fancy the MILFs, GILFs and old'n'bold beauties of the motoring world. I'll start it off with this Velocette, as made by Californian custom bike workshop ACME. The donor bike is a 1965 Velocette Venom, probably much like the one below. In my opinion Velocettes always stood out because of the art that went into the design of the frame, resulting in a stance that has inherent momentum. It looks like its moving even when its sitting still, something that your Nortons, Triumphs and Vincents never really quite got (nice though some of them are). Harley and Indian sometimes managed to pull it off. It can even do plastic-fantastic (nearly) without looking like shite.