Here's me sat in a classroom on a course bored out of my head actively willing the classroom clock to somehow go faster when my attention was drawn back to the topic at hand. We were supposed to be learning about the Targeting Process but the conversation had veered onto how good and bad other armies conduct this type of planning. After about a 30 secs the discussion started to get louder as several other soldiers namely Dutch, Danish, German and American tried to state that their collective systems were better than ours. This was enough to prompt a good friend of mine sat at the back of the classroom to stand up and state to the whole class and the DS very loudly that he would in no way allow a, "Bunch of Sausage Eating Surrender Monkeys" tell him how to win wars. Most of the Brit audience managed to calm down after about 5 minutes of pissing themselves, one even manage to put his back out after laughing so hard. Anybody else recall any Classic Course One Liners?