Classic Army Toilet Graffiti

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  1. Personal favourites are-
    "Please flush twice, it's a long way to the cookhouse"
    "Beware of gay Limbo dancers"
  2. on one wall, look left for tiolet tennis

    on other wall, look right for toilet tennis
  3. Above a urinal at Knook camp:

    "If you're looking for a joke, you're holding one"
  4. Carefully and neatly written on ceiling in porcelines at Saltau wash down area

    If you reading this I bet your Pis@ing on your feet
  5. Whilst serving in Belize in 90-91 the resident infantry battalion (The Gloucesters) came in for some major grief on the walls of trap four in the Holdfast Camp sh*itters.
    Two that spring to mind were -

    Why can't the Glosters eat pickled onions?
    They can't get their heads in the jar.

    Why don't the Glosters get Naafi breaks?
    It takes too long to retrain them.

    But the best one in there on a non-gloster baiting track was the following poem.

    There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
    She had so many children she could pull her p*ssflaps over her head.
  6. 2 of my favourites:

    Here I sit broken hearted....
    payed a penny.....
    and foockin' shat me pants


    Don't sit too close to the toilet seat..
    The crabs in here can jump 10 feet..
    And if you think that that's quite high..
    Go next door, the b*stards fly!
  7. msr

    msr LE

    Above a pissoir in Aldershot:

    Right now you are the only man in the British Army who knows exactly what he is doing.

    Somewhere in Saudi (GW1):

    The British Army: trained in Europe, dressed for the jungle, fighting in the desert.

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  8. Another one of the bog door variety:

    I've just shat meself - how convenient!!! [​IMG]
  9. This world sucks...........more Nukes now.

    Paras are not that hard me and my 13 mates beat one up last night.

    Join the candanian army see canada.

    Seen in wainwright 83.

  10. Afghanistan, Feb 02:

    The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budjet overstretch!

  11. 'My mother made me a homosexual'

    Written underneath, in a different hand

    'If I give her the wool, will she make me one too'
  12. On a bog door in NI
    “Fu*k the Pope”

    Why bother writing that it’s not as if he is ever going to read it
  13. From Sennybridge facilities....

    Some come here to sit and think
    Others come to sh1t and stink


    Those who write on sh1thouse walls
    Roll their sh1t into tiny balls
    Those who read these rhymes of wit
    Eat those tiny balls of sh1t


  14. Barrybuddon Camp, December 19canteen;
  15. seen in the naffi in ballykinlar

    "what's yellow and black and fcuks paras?"

    "The rules of engagement"
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