Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. 1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation. 2. Lavatory paper rolls: Do they grow on the holders? Roundtable discussion. 3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and graphics. 4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into kitchen sink? Examples on video. 5. Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other. Help line and support groups. 6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum. 7. Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape. 8. Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life testimonials. 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation. 10. Learning to live: Basic differences between mother and wife. Online class and role playing. 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques. 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.