Clarkson’s hero

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  1. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    How Jeremy Clarkson’s outrage over a wounded soldier led to this year’s Sunday Times Christmas appeal
    Jeremy Clarksons wife explains how they got involved with Help for Heroes and Ben Parkinson


  2. I would love to see Clarkson interview Gordon Brown on the subject of treatment of the armed forces once they are home and watch the Labour Party elected Prime Minister try to defend the indefensible!

    Further more I see a political opening for ARRSE as the 'None of the Above Party', and I propose that J Clarkson Esq be invited to be its leader!

    To diviate slightly, perhaps all of our 'I want a gong/why can't I wear my gongs in combats/can I wear my great great uncle's gongs' contributers should take a leaf out of Major Robert Cain VC's book and shut their collective whinging gobs and give thanks they were never put in a position that warrents anything more than an op tour trinket!
  3. I'd like to see him on question time at the same time as some high ranking members of our Gobmint.
  4. Bloody right. And broadcast from Headley Court, with compulsory attendance/viewing from the NIMBYs nearby.
  5. No doubt about it he is a good man. A man of the common people, speaks sense, and a good friend of the Forces. Brown would never allow himself to be interviewed by a Patriot, goes to show not all Patriots canbe accused of being BNP. Well done mate.
  6. What a thoroughly Bon euf Clarkson is, genuine with it.

    Truly the king of the written word with an ability to pack a punch and make an impact.

    I hope he gets kidnapped by a team of lingerie clad porn whores and abused for a week.
  7. Great article and Clarksinon is a good lad but

    did I read this bit correctly from the article

    FFS surely that cannot be true
  8. Lets not start another Muslim bandwagon from a decent story?
  9. Hmmm, Clarkson leaves his middle-class ghetto and meets some plebs. They give him aggravation so he exploits his size and strength. What's the lesson they learn - bully someone smaller.

    Teenagers are supposed to be twatz, it's their job in the gap between the fag end of a crap schooling in a crap southern town and the start of a life of un- and under-employment in treadmill jobs which are the foundation of Clarkson's privileges. He should be grateful.
  10. Only an absolute turd could find the negative in his efforts.
  11. Thank you, John Betjeman.
  12. That's a bloody good idea. Why not send it to Dimbleby?
  13. I'd be grateful to any gang of underprivelaged kids, who saw you as an easy target. In fact, if I knew who you were, I'd arrange it at my own expense. You're not as 'get under the skin irritating' as you like to think that you are, you're just a c*nt.
  14. Top man !