Clarkson’s hero

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#1
How Jeremy Clarkson’s outrage over a wounded soldier led to this year’s Sunday Times Christmas appeal
Jeremy Clarksons wife explains how they got involved with Help for Heroes and Ben Parkinson



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#2
I would love to see Clarkson interview Gordon Brown on the subject of treatment of the armed forces once they are home and watch the Labour Party elected Prime Minister try to defend the indefensible!

Further more I see a political opening for ARRSE as the 'None of the Above Party', and I propose that J Clarkson Esq be invited to be its leader!

To diviate slightly, perhaps all of our 'I want a gong/why can't I wear my gongs in combats/can I wear my great great uncle's gongs' contributers should take a leaf out of Major Robert Cain VC's book and shut their collective whinging gobs and give thanks they were never put in a position that warrents anything more than an op tour trinket!
 
#4
eveyoz said:
I'd like to see him on question time at the same time as some high ranking members of our Gobmint.
Bloody right. And broadcast from Headley Court, with compulsory attendance/viewing from the NIMBYs nearby.
 
#5
No doubt about it he is a good man. A man of the common people, speaks sense, and a good friend of the Forces. Brown would never allow himself to be interviewed by a Patriot, goes to show not all Patriots canbe accused of being BNP. Well done mate.
 
#7
What a thoroughly Bon euf Clarkson is, genuine with it.

Truly the king of the written word with an ability to pack a punch and make an impact.

I hope he gets kidnapped by a team of lingerie clad porn whores and abused for a week.
 
#8
Great article and Clarksinon is a good lad but

did I read this bit correctly from the article

Colleagues were not allowed to visit wearing uniform for fear of upsetting Muslim visitors and staff

FFS surely that cannot be true
 
#9
Lets not start another Muslim bandwagon from a decent story?
 
#10
Hmmm, Clarkson leaves his middle-class ghetto and meets some plebs. They give him aggravation so he exploits his size and strength. What's the lesson they learn - bully someone smaller.

Teenagers are supposed to be twatz, it's their job in the gap between the fag end of a crap schooling in a crap southern town and the start of a life of un- and under-employment in treadmill jobs which are the foundation of Clarkson's privileges. He should be grateful.
 
#11
Only an absolute turd could find the negative in his efforts.
 
#13
staaken said:
eveyoz said:
I'd like to see him on question time at the same time as some high ranking members of our Gobmint.
Bloody right. And broadcast from Headley Court, with compulsory attendance/viewing from the NIMBYs nearby.
That's a bloody good idea. Why not send it to Dimbleby?
 
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#14
Squeeth said:
Hmmm, Clarkson leaves his middle-class ghetto and meets some plebs. They give him aggravation so he exploits his size and strength. What's the lesson they learn - bully someone smaller.

Teenegers are supposed to be ****, it's their job in the gap between the fag end of a crap schooling in a crap southern town and the start of a life of un- and under-employment in treadmill jobs which are the foundation of Clarkson's privileges. He should be grateful.
I'd be grateful to any gang of underprivelaged kids, who saw you as an easy target. In fact, if I knew who you were, I'd arrange it at my own expense. You're not as 'get under the skin irritating' as you like to think that you are, you're just a c*nt.
 

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#16
Squeeth said:
Hmmm, Clarkson leaves his middle-class ghetto and meets some plebs. They give him aggravation so he exploits his size and strength. What's the lesson they learn - bully someone smaller.

Teenegers are supposed to be ****, it's their job in the gap between the fag end of a crap schooling in a crap southern town and the start of a life of un- and under-employment in treadmill jobs which are the foundation of Clarkson's privileges. He should be grateful.
Kinell Squeeth, you must be a strong lad to carry a chip that big on your shoulder.

As you appear to be strong, educated but unemployed, have you thought of a trip to the ACIO ?
 
#17
I'm certain JC's a bit of a rod but putting an end to this sort of nonsense is great stuff:

"Boys who had been blown up or shot had to reveal their stumps and scars in front of gaping onlookers. As recently as 10 days ago there was an altercation when two women told the troops they should get out of the water as they were “scaring the children”.

I'll deffo donate something this year. Also, I live 9 miles from Headley Court and this campaign will help back the place on the map so there's a chance that if I tape a leg up behind my back and develop a twitch I might get the old rocket polished by the more amourous ladies of Dorking.
 
#18
Biscuits_AB said:
Squeeth said:
Hmmm, Clarkson leaves his middle-class ghetto and meets some plebs. They give him aggravation so he exploits his size and strength. What's the lesson they learn - bully someone smaller.

Teenegers are supposed to be ****, it's their job in the gap between the fag end of a crap schooling in a crap southern town and the start of a life of un- and under-employment in treadmill jobs which are the foundation of Clarkson's privileges. He should be grateful.
I'd be grateful to any gang of underprivelaged kids, who saw you as an easy target. In fact, if I knew who you were, I'd arrange it at my own expense. You're not as 'get under the skin irritating' as you like to think that you are, you're just a c*nt.
As ever, getting personal rather than debating the issues - quite the internet hoodie aren't You Biscuits.

In the last three months I have visited Milton Keynes three times, spent hours in several shopping arcades and - even though I live in an area which would make Chipping Norton look like a den of iniquity - I didn't feel unsafe.
 
#19
Squeeth said:
Hmmm, Clarkson leaves his middle-class ghetto and meets some plebs. They give him aggravation so he exploits his size and strength. What's the lesson they learn - bully someone smaller.

Teenegers are supposed to be ****, it's their job in the gap between the fag end of a crap schooling in a crap southern town and the start of a life of un- and under-employment in treadmill jobs which are the foundation of Clarkson's privileges. He should be grateful.
1. So he was supposed to do what - take it?

2. No they aren't.

You appear to think that anybody who has money or is successful is middle class. I have a comfortable lifestyle, am not short of bob or two and am from working class stock. Where I was born in Scotland, to this day if a gang of hoodies give a middle-aged bloke some gob, they would expect (and get) a fucking good hiding. Its why the little sh1ts operate in gangs.

Google "No Mean City" - gangs have always existed.

And well done Jeremy Clarkson for his efforts on behalf of our Servicmen and women.

Squeeth - he is doing more for them than you are. If I am wrong - prove me wrong.
 
#20
Biscuits_AB said:
Squeeth said:
Hmmm, Clarkson leaves his middle-class ghetto and meets some plebs. They give him aggravation so he exploits his size and strength. What's the lesson they learn - bully someone smaller.

Teenegers are supposed to be ****, it's their job in the gap between the fag end of a crap schooling in a crap southern town and the start of a life of un- and under-employment in treadmill jobs which are the foundation of Clarkson's privileges. He should be grateful.
I'd be grateful to any gang of underprivelaged kids, who saw you as an easy target. In fact, if I knew who you were, I'd arrange it at my own expense. You're not as 'get under the skin irritating' as you like to think that you are, you're just a c*nt.
How sad, how lonely, how you.
 

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