You clouted your finger? HA!This bit caught my eye:
Fellow Radio 1 DJ Arielle Free said: "Clara Amfo is an incredible human being who showed the world today a superhuman strength and bravery whilst broadcasting on the radio.
Having clouted my little finger on the weekend with a nylon hammer working on some outdoor stuff I carried on, finished the task and then had a cup of tea.
Presumably one of you will be putting me up for a G.C. (It still hurts a bit now but I can work through it, thanks for asking).
Whilst cleaning out a walk- in cupboard in my room which I call the TARDIS I droped a bar on my toe. I aduce as evidence
Does this make me a wonderful compassionate, sensitive human being?
Or a clumsy cnut?