Clap Clinic Braced and ready?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sallyanne09, Jul 26, 2011.

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  1. Nah I shall just carry on to withdraw
  2. So, why is it that the darkies have got the rhythm when it's the Catholics that really need it?
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  3. Durex are fucking shit anyway, poor design, they're supposed to be as near as possible to the real feel but do like I do and always cut the bell end off, you'll find it feels much more natural.........
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  4. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    Thought you did that cos they were too long for you.

    This of course happens when my strategic reserve is at a low and needs a new bulk order...
  5. Riddimm surely?
  6. The priests get the rhythm, the altarboys get the blues.
  7. Not a problem, I'm married.
  8. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    Speaking of condoms - I actually experienced a female condom whilst trying to woo a rabid goth feminist - okok not so much woo - I got her drunk and let nature take it's course - but anyway apart from the whole large rubber sock appearance and the fitting whilst drunk it was actually a lot better than normal condoms.

    Just thought I'd share that info.
  9. If you're stuffing a fat slapper the best tip is take the bone out of a leg of pork and use the meat......

    MMMMM, rebushed.......nice and tight.