Appologies if this has already been done to death before. But whilst sitting here at work, bored out of my tiny little mind, my mind wondered to things like have i ever been famous, or come close to it? When i realised that the answer was no, other than appearing on a news programme jumping around like a mong on a pogo stick behind the journo when i was 10, It set me off racking my brains for what are my actual claims to fame. I hooked Jimmy White (snooker player) up to the Internet Mike Nolan from Bucks Fizz Nicked a pair of my Black socks - thieving Gypo Insulted half the Swedish football team in a bar in stockholm Just after euro 2004 and got thrown out. I never even knew who they were at the time!! What are yours??