Claims to Fame

#1
Appologies if this has already been done to death before.

But whilst sitting here at work, bored out of my tiny little mind, my mind wondered to things like have i ever been famous, or come close to it?

When i realised that the answer was no, other than appearing on a news programme jumping around like a mong on a pogo stick behind the journo when i was 10, It set me off racking my brains for what are my actual claims to fame.


I hooked Jimmy White (snooker player) up to the Internet

Mike Nolan from Bucks Fizz Nicked a pair of my Black socks - thieving Gypo

Insulted half the Swedish football team in a bar in stockholm Just after euro 2004 and got thrown out. I never even knew who they were at the time!!


What are yours??
 
#2
Was interviewed for Dutch TV responding to the (leading) question "What do you think about Cadet forces using real guns - isn't it terrible?" or something like that.... at age 14...

Was at school with Mike Rutherford's (Genesis guitarist) son.
 
#3
Have been on Hi-de-Hi (twice)

Appeared on one of those annoying ads on bfbs telly which come on between programs when there should be adverts. They were doing a piece on available amenities in Bielefeld, and we got a free days go karting out of it.

Used to go out with a girl who went to school with Damon Alban.

Guess i've had my 15 minutes then :roll:

Boney
 
#6
In my youth i was quite a good cricketer, and my school team i played for played Darren Goughs' school. I hit him for two sixes on the trot, then he bowled me :oops: - still didn't do his carear any harm :?
 
#8
During a royal visit with Charlie, (Ex) king Constantine of Greece waved and spoke to me.........well he pointed and said "you've got your lens cap on" :oops:
 
#10
Princess Di came to our school, sat on my desk, and helped me with my homework.

Of course, I did the polite thing, nodded, smiled, waited until she went away, then changed the answer back.

Know-it-all.
:x
 
#12
Ahem.. my accomplishments are too many to mention..besides, being the modest type, I don't like to brag..

did get to share a gin with the Queen Mum, though, and was present when she made a few generals and some top hats double over trying not to laugh...
 
#13
Dashing into Stansted airport whilst it was pishing it down. Just parked the hire car and was looking for a trolley. Head down, saw one coming my direction, shoulder barged the current user out the way as she had clearly stopped using it. None other than Joanna Lumley. Obviously shagged her in the toilets.... :roll:
 
#14
The Lord Flasheart said:
Dashing into Stansted airport whilst it was pishing it down. Just parked the hire car and was looking for a trolley. Head down, saw one coming my direction, shoulder barged the current user out the way as she had clearly stopped using it. None other than Joanna Lumley. Obviously shagged her in the toilets.... :roll:
that's probably why she's always so fcuking sour looking. can't get the taste out.
 
#16
lol.... my claims to fame

Produced and co hosted weekend breakfast radio show on Radio City.

Featured on a show called "Cream" for sky 1 traveling round Ibiza getting mashed and clubbing etc with Mrs Disco.

Interviewed for Rapture Clubbers channel then did a guest spot on thier club culture show.

Sent to Ibiza by clubbing magazine.....
 
#19
Disco:
what type of clubs do you use?.. are they like the stereotypical Neanderthal style, all branchy/knobby, or are they more sophisticated and stylin' like baseball/cricket bat..smooth and polished?..

oh,oh!.. are they wood or aluminum?..

or do you just use a nine-iron or a 3-wood?
 
#20
lol... kind of knew some smart arrse would ask that lol... spikey ones :D

Forgot to mention I had the gayest picci of me ever printed in a magazine (most of you have seen it lol).

Also had a tiny part in a film that comes out in september about doormen in Liverpool (filmed that in December and January).

and audio producing work I do is ongoing :D
 
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