Civvy bird strips...

#1
...to get the Household Division to stop using fur.

Well honestly.

Lucy Davis, who found fame in hit TV comedy The Office, has stripped off for an animal campaign.

The actress is trying to persuade the Ministry of Defence to stop using bear skin for The Queen's Guards' caps.


Who??

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#2
Does this class as tits out ofr the lads or for the bears?
 
#4
Bothered. They look like 'orrible norks anyway. I thought all fur for the silly hats came from culled bears? Ergo, HMG is in fact being *green* and saving the planet by reducing the amount of bear carcasses in landfill sites. Which brings me to my original point - This bird has manky norks and a forehead you could land the Shuttle on.
 
#5
Show some respect guys. Not only is her dad, Jasper Carrott, one of my all time anti-heroes but much more importantly, she was the original Hayley in The Archers and a very funny one too. All together now: Tum ti tum ti tum ti tum. Tum ti tum ti tum tum... (The Mornington Crescent lot will know what I mean.)

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#6
1) Flappy baps 2) Steewpid cause 3) is associated with PETA. That bumps her right in to my top twenty 'people to scorn' list. And she has a f'in huge forehead. Must be at least part spaccer.
 
#7
sarnian said:
Bothered. They look like 'orrible norks anyway.
As long as there's an even number of them and they don't have inverted nipples they're great.
 
#8
What a complete load of nonsense. The Army should grow a set of swingers and tel PETA to get to fu@K. First of all there is nothing unethical or cruel about killing an animal as long as it is done quickly and eficiantly. secondly each year more than enough bears have to be culled to put a new hat on each guardsman in the devision. These clowns are beyond beleif.
Dave
 
#9
Actually, looking at the poster I can see that PETA are offering the use of naked women instead of bearskins. This is a fantastic idea, and can only serve to increase the number of recruits to the Guards regiments.

I suppose that these women will have to be specially chosen for their sense of balance, as I'm sure it will be difficult for them to sit on the Guardsmens' heads for hours at a time.

I for one will be sure to watch the changing of the guard in future if this is introduced.

Thank you PETA.

T_T
 
#11
Why don't the Army make a poster with a Guardsman on it, then underneath..

"The bears get shot regardless, so why shouldn't we wear them as hats?"

Maybe someone in the Meedja Cell could do that better.
 

the_boy_syrup

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#12
Other stars who have spoken out include
Pamela Anderson - Talentless internet porn slapper,
Sadie Frost - Talentless lesbian druggie slapper,
Mary McCartney - Talentless veggie beatles daughter
Twiggy - Talentless model / actress yet I can only remember M&S advert and 5 minutes in the Blues Brothers
,Julian Clary - Talentless poof
Sir Roger Moore - Old actor let him off because of the wild Geese
Jilly Cooper - writes Horse Porn
Amanda Holden Talentless 'actress' more famous for shagging actors than her 'work'
And as mentioned Jasper Carrots daughter famous as the fat receptionist out of the Office

Reckon the Houshold Div should be able to take them easy enough

Oh and this from the PETA site
"Bears are not killed to fulfil MoD requirement for skins, we buy off the market approximately 50 pelts a year."
 
#13
sarnian said:
Bothered. They look like 'orrible norks anyway. I thought all fur for the silly hats came from culled bears? Ergo, HMG is in fact being *green* and saving the planet by reducing the amount of bear carcasses in landfill sites. Which brings me to my original point - This bird has manky norks and a forehead you could land the Shuttle on.
hmm yes - women whose eyes are closer together with a low brow are generally less critical and demanding - :) figures
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
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#14
bollocks. This is up there with saying "I'm going to kill you" when what you mean is "I am going to give you my best Lee Van Cleef stare then walk away".

If she really wants to change centuries of tradition, wheres the nekked pictures?

Angry of Andover.
 
#16
Bet she still wears leather shoes though! What about all those poor sheep shivering through the night because we have stolen their coat for a woolly jumper.

At least our boots are compressed cardboard!!
 
#17
Dunservin said:
Show some respect guys. Not only is her dad, Jasper Carrott, one of my all time anti-heroes but much more importantly, she was the original Hayley in The Archers and a very funny one too. All together now: Tum ti tum ti tum ti tum. Tum ti tum ti tum tum... (The Mornington Crescent lot will know what I mean.)

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Jasper is one of my faves, but ffs come on people. Why does this hoary old chestnut raise it's head every time some talentless slapper/'resting' actor/d1ckhead/publicity seeking tw*t feel that they need their pic in the paper? Surely even PETA (wnakers!) have got the message that we DO NOT KILL BEARS to make our bearskins. The bloody bears are culled so they'd be effing dead anyway!!!!! 8O

As for the humungous amount of fur we use .. I left my Regiment in 1989, the bearskin cap I handed in was made in 1947!!!! So they're not exactly being replaced on an annual basis now are they? :?

I get hacked of by tree hugger/ bear huggers (now there's a good idea for PETA!!!)/ other eco-tw*ts who think they've got an easy target and don't do their research!!!!

Rant Over (for this particular occasion demonstrating the idiocy of eco freaks!) :x
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#19
FrankIG said:
The bloody bears are culled so they'd be effing dead anyway!!!!! 8O
Yeah, but do we know the poor bears wanted to be culled? Poor bears. Its not like there arent eco friendly alternatives, is it?




PASS me my coat please. Do not throw it. Thanks.
 
#20
While I abhor the politics of PETA and the animal rights terrorists, ex-Archers babe Lucy Davis (look on the Archers she is a babe! Its either her or Lynda Snell FFS!)) would get it.

We should not forgive roger Moore because of the Wild Geese. We should condemn him because of the Wild Geese...and allow his plea for this to be takin into consideration grudgingly!
 
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