Civie to Soldier?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by VarSity, Jul 23, 2008.

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  1. At what point do you go from civie to Soldier, start of phase one? End of phase two?

    End of sucking off the CO?

    Advice needed....
  2. when you start saying things like "STAB cnut"
  3. When you can only talk to your civvy mates for 3 minutes and realize they have run out of things to talk about!!
  4. This will end in tears.
  5. When you start betting your mates to swamp themselves and drink a pint of your own puke.
  6. That's what my first girlfriend said :(
  7. Use more lube.
  8. That's the cowards way out and you know it!
  9. When you do a side left as you exit the womb.
  10. When you realise that "making love" is actually a full contact sport :)
  11. I think you'll find that's the coward's way in.