Civi friends Vs Squaddie friends

You might laugh at some of these as being exaggerations, but about all of them come home to me! YES - I have posted 360 degree security, and pre-planned E & E routes!

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don’t get caught

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents "Mr." and "Mrs."
SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Know some wild nuts will happen, and set up rendevous points and an E & E route.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, "darn...we screwed up...but hey, that was fun as hell!"

SQUADDIE FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put on some Vagasil.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Steal each other’s stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Will "Low Crawl" naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds donkey that left you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Will share their last pound with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "pregnant dog, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" and then 2 minutes later okay just one more".

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk nuts to the person who talks nuts about you.
SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Will knock them the hell out!!

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this
SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Will repost this

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