Civi friends Vs Squaddie friends

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  1. You might laugh at some of these as being exaggerations, but about all of them come home to me! YES - I have posted 360 degree security, and pre-planned E & E routes!

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
    SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don’t get caught

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents "Mr." and "Mrs."
    SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
    SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Know some wild nuts will happen, and set up rendevous points and an E & E route.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
    SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, "darn...we screwed up...but hey, that was fun as hell!"

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
    SQUADDIE FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put on some Vagasil.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
    SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Steal each other’s stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
    SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Will "Low Crawl" naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
    SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
    SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds donkey that left you.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
    SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
    SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
    SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Will share their last pound with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
    SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "pregnant dog, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!"

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
    SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
    SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" and then 2 minutes later okay just one more".

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk nuts to the person who talks nuts about you.
    SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Will knock them the hell out!!

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
    SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this
    SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Will repost this
  2. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "Wow what a great thread."
    SQUADDIE FRIENDS: Will actually rip the pish out of you for the post what has been done to death before