Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by chezmcfar, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. young boy sat at back of class squirmin & scratchin his crotch.
    teacher asked him wots wrong.
    embarrassed, boy said he had just been circumcised & was itchy.
    teacher told him to go to the office & ring his mum for advice.
    5 min later the boy comes back, sits down & other kids stare at him.
    teacher sees him with his willy out, rushes over & says wot on earth are you doin?
    well miss, the boys says. my mum said if i could stick it out til lunch time she will come get me!! :D