Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by to09mmy, Jun 12, 2011.

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  1. Q: Why did cinderella get thrown out of disneyland?

    A: She got caught on pinocchio's face screaming lie, lie, lie
  2. Cinderella also invented 7-UP, it's rumoured ... or was that Snow White?
  3. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Snow White though 7UP was a soft drink until she discovered Smirnof.
  4. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Proof indeed that the old ones are, in fact, the old ones....
  5. The police caught a guy in a Pumpkin field. He'd cut a hole into the fleshy bit and had his cock stuck in it.

    When he was asked what he was doing, he replied "Surely it's not fucking midnight already?"
  6. I always wanted to be the proverbial fly on the wall when Cinderellas tampax turned back into a pumpkin.
  7. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?
    she gagged.
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  9. Her date was Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
  10. and he was caught with his Cock in a Tin of Biscuits, and when caught he said "Im fucking Crackers"
  11. Or the Scottish version: - "Ah'm jist fuckin' aboot" ...

    Jamaican version: - "I'm just fuckin' dis custard, mon" ...

    Steering wheel - It's driving me nuts ...

    You can figure out the objects/phrases involved, I hope ...