cinderella

Fang_Farrier

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#3
Cinderella also invented 7-UP, it's rumoured ... or was that Snow White?
Snow White though 7UP was a soft drink until she discovered Smirnof.
 

Mr_Fingerz

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#4
Proof indeed that the old ones are, in fact, the old ones....
 
#5
The police caught a guy in a Pumpkin field. He'd cut a hole into the fleshy bit and had his cock stuck in it.

When he was asked what he was doing, he replied "Surely it's not fucking midnight already?"
 
#6
I always wanted to be the proverbial fly on the wall when Cinderellas tampax turned back into a pumpkin.
 

phil245

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#7
What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?
she gagged.
 
#8
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#10
The police caught a guy in a Pumpkin field. He'd cut a hole into the fleshy bit and had his cock stuck in it.

When he was asked what he was doing, he replied "Surely it's not fucking midnight already?"
and he was caught with his Cock in a Tin of Biscuits, and when caught he said "Im fucking Crackers"
 
#11
Or the Scottish version: - "Ah'm jist fuckin' aboot" ...

Jamaican version: - "I'm just fuckin' dis custard, mon" ...

Steering wheel - It's driving me nuts ...

You can figure out the objects/phrases involved, I hope ...
 

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