Ciggie sh1t

#2
really? so even special types like you can have one?

i wouldn't trust you with an automatic washing machine, never mind an Avtomat Kalashnikova
 
#3
hmmm the prospect of being able to blow foxy woxy away from the bins with a burst of 7.62 is tempting.

The Swiss must be pissed off that hes nabbed their idea.
 
#4
My apologies.

I have a fox that rummages through the bins and howls at around 3 am and it gets pretty annoying.Hence the temptation to inflict some grevious harm on the little gwar bastard. Which if LG was handing out assault rifles like candy then it would be much easier to take revenge for the sleepless nights. ( Yes im joking)

The Swiss must be pissed off that Gaddaffi has stoled their idea about arming every civilian in sight with an assault rifle. That if the Swiss have the capacity to get annoyed with another country.
 
#5
My apologies.

I have a fox that rummages through the bins and howls at around 3 am and it gets pretty annoying.Hence the temptation to inflict some grevious harm on the little gwar bastard. Which if LG was handing out assault rifles like candy then it would be much easier to take revenge for the sleepless nights. ( Yes im joking)

The Swiss must be pissed off that Gaddaffi has stoled their idea about arming every civilian in sight with an assault rifle. That if the Swiss have the capacity to get annoyed with another country.
You don't need a gun, poisioned meat does the trick, it will also clear up roaming pet cats and the odd neighbourhood dog that strays into your garden. Works a treat.
 
#6
My apologies.

I have a fox that rummages through the bins and howls at around 3 am and it gets pretty annoying.Hence the temptation to inflict some grevious harm on the little gwar bastard. Which if LG was handing out assault rifles like candy then it would be much easier to take revenge for the sleepless nights. ( Yes im joking)

The Swiss must be pissed off that Gaddaffi has stoled their idea about arming every civilian in sight with an assault rifle. That if the Swiss have the capacity to get annoyed with another country.
Or just go out and kick the fuck out of it, its not a fucking Lion after all.
 
#7
My apologies.

I have a fox that rummages through the bins and howls at around 3 am and it gets pretty annoying.Hence the temptation to inflict some grevious harm on the little gwar bastard. Which if LG was handing out assault rifles like candy then it would be much easier to take revenge for the sleepless nights. ( Yes im joking)

The Swiss must be pissed off that Gaddaffi has stoled their idea about arming every civilian in sight with an assault rifle. That if the Swiss have the capacity to get annoyed with another country.
They did get quit upset in East Stoke as I seem to remember,
 

jarrod248

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#9
Cardiff is indeed a lovely city very clean some lovely parks and you get to watch sales assistants getting twatted by pensioners in Tesco and Lidl's
 
#11
Or just go out and kick the fuck out of it, its not a fucking Lion after all.
True but I think a yoot running around the street at 3am shouting " come here you ginger bastward so I can stomp your head" is going to get me fastracked to the west midlands ASBO of the year award

mind you I suppose sticking a kalashnikov out of the window would have pretty much the same ASBO ramifications enforced by the local AFO's. But at least then I could try to shift the blame to my mother.
 
#12
Ah! Tropper. Just the man. I finally had a night out in Cardiff last night. A recce for another trip sometime. Involving a weekend I hope. I think you recommended it a while back. Its fricking, literally, no word of a lie, rammed with good-looking, friendly, fun totty. I met two luverly brunette off-duty policewomen in a pub about 2100 hrs and went to a few other pubs with them. Was a pretty good night, even for a wednesday. Left centre of Caaaarduff at 0430 and was in Surrey by 0800. By car obviously. I can't walk that fast.
Pity you didn't say I was in the "Qld Arcade" last night with Opera Bird, then went for a meal in the old Brewery quarter'

And the Swiss Did invade the UK at least 2000 Swiss mercenaries did led by Martin Swartz they were butchered to a man in June 1487
 
#14
True but I think a yoot running around the street at 3am shouting " come here you ginger bastward so I can stomp your head" is going to get me fastracked to the west midlands ASBO of the year award

mind you I suppose sticking a kalashnikov out of the window would have pretty much the same ASBO ramifications enforced by the local AFO's. But at least then I could try to shift the blame to my mother.
*ignores usual ciggie shite and turns attention to jvb*

You live with your mum!

*snigger*
 
#15
True but I think a yoot running around the street at 3am shouting " come here you ginger bastward so I can stomp your head" is going to get me fastracked to the west midlands ASBO of the year award

mind you I suppose sticking a kalashnikov out of the window would have pretty much the same ASBO ramifications enforced by the local AFO's. But at least then I could try to shift the blame to my mother.
You live with your mum.

*snigger*
 
T

trowel

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#16
Was wondering what a "yoot" was, but after reading further on, I now understand it to be a thick cunt that at the age of 23 is still unable to stand on its own two feet. Just die , please.
 

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