Chutney Ferrets

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by 58_Pattern, Apr 3, 2006.

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  1. Boys what should we do with Uphill Gardeners or "Woopsies" in the firm ? I got a PM tonight and was sickened,
     
  2. Normally I would reply.....Fu*k them, however that really defeats the object of the exercise.

    Bu@@ered if I know :oops: :oops:
     
  3. Let me wave my strap-on around. I'd scare the shit out of them.

    :twisted:
     
  4. What gives. You got men emptying sperm into your bum or something?
     
  5. Do you have proof that there whoopsies i.e.

    Didn't he reach around or did he bite your ear?
     
  6. Has one of your old pals from basic confessed that he wants to take your friendship “to the next level” ?
    Has he confessed all his “special feelings” for you?

    Maybe he had reason to think you might have been more responsive??
     
  7. I think he was just watching porn and found himself observing the man hoop instead of the ever present caved in womanly brown pipe!
     
  8. Did he suggest that you blow on his Marmite encrusted trouser-oboe? Marmite, you either love it or hate it, I guess you're more of a Nutella/lemon curd man.
     
  9. It must be hard for you though mate. "Cumming out to all the male arrsers". (Oh im good)

    Just bare with it mate. Once you get past the first few spermy farts it gets better!
     
  10. I have never been a study of the language however, is this some sort of confession?
     
  11. Yeah so what?!? :)

    Nah that was a miss print but only a Potential Ponse would edit that sh1t out. I stand by that statement. Just wish i'd have put "my mrs said" infront of it!
     
  12. Shocking stuff, 58_P! Was the PM in the form of a suggestion / request that you partake in a man-love-fest or was it merely passing on gossip? Do you think that the COs need to set up a Blue Oyster forum with Geordie_Blerk as Mod?
     
  13. What! You sh@gged the Prime Minister as well? Now that's just sick!
     
  14. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Well,Cherie WAS to busy running the country & as for Prescott,he was probably doing his usual.....Jerking off!!!!
     
  15. Nothing.... I think snappers or "whoopsies" demonstrate the army ethos of team work very well... and set a fine example to others with their use of the "buddy buddy system".

    It takes a very selfless man who is at the point of blowing his beans up his best pals dung socket to remember to lean over his heaving sweaty back, reach round and stroke his throbbing trombone until he's spu.nking the Dawn Chorus all over his counterpain.