Church slaps chat show guest

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Random_Task, Sep 15, 2006.

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    A chat show eh? only a matter of time before she heads into the murky world of pornography.
  2. .........................oh, you wish!
  3. I'd rather thrap over images of Marfans sufferers being drowned in bleach. More gopping than Dale. And Welsh. :puker:
  4. Damn, I wish I had the taste and restraint to be selective........
  5. Now would that be filmed in the 'ben dover' style complete with sarf landan voice over?

    "mmm lap that bleach up, laarvely"
  6. Put a sheepskin rug on the bitch and make her go baaaaah baaaaah!

  7. Otis my man, you are too damn fussy.
  8. She can come round and slap me anytime
  9. Ha ha ha ha ha.

    She can't have it all her own way, good on Johnny Vegas to bring her down to earth.

    Stupid Girl.
  10. I'm not sure whether to take that as a compliment or not........ :? :wink:
  11. johnny vegas i believe was the receiver

  12. Did she have to use two hands?????
  13. I wouldn't need a reason to slap Johnny Vegas.

    Or to be nice to Miss Church....
  14. It's compulsary.
  15. Jealous of his cup size? That's quite a pair Mr Vegas has got there!