Church of Englad - gay bishops

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  1. It does seem a bit inconsistent that they'll allow one group of people who have sex with men to become bishops but not another. Not all women priests can be lesbians, surely?
     
  2. Oh I dunno, in all the um, 'gentlemens films' they seem to be.
     
  3. It's ecumenical, and therefore not meant to make sense nor reason !
     

  4. Horrible thought - a porno version of the Vicar of Dibley! Who would Dawn French have to pair up with - Jo Brand?
     
  5. This is men who wear dresses and believe that a man that is all around us and can see us at all times although we can't see him created the world and then left his son (who'd been born through immaculate conception to a virgin woman) to die but he came back to life a few days later and lived on earth again for a bit.

    Do we really expect any decision that actually makes sense from them?
     
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  6. Twat. I am now struggling to keep my dinner down.
     
  7. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    I DONT LIKE PEOPLE WHO BASH THEIR BISHOPS . cap bloody locks !!
     
  8. 5L of Hartmann's Solution to Scaley_Alberto's gaff, stat!
     
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  9. What else is there to do in Southend on Shit?
     
  10. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    But surely, bashing ones bishop is but one of the sports of Kings?
     
  11. Church of Englad - gay bishops


    :???: Where the hell is Englad :???:
     
  12. Only if one is hung like a donkey
     
  13. The whole church / god thing is so irrelevant, does any one care what these strange minority of people think or do.
     
  14. so, now instead of tea, biscuits hyms and hard oak seats we have... tea, biscuits hyms hard oak seats and queers.