Three blokes had a very late night getting completely bladdered.
They left in the early morning hours and went home separately.
They met the next day at the pub for an early pint and compared notes about who was the most pissed.
The first guy claims that he was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks."
To which the second guy replied, "You think that was drunk? I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"
The third proclaimed, "I was by far the most drunk. I got home, got in a big fight with my wife, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down!"
They all looked at each other for a moment. Then the first guy says: "Guys..... I don't think you understand.......

Chunks is my dog."
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