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  1. british naval superiority!!!
    radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations 10.10.98
    british and irish off the coast of kerry eire october 98

    IRISH...please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision

    BRITISH.... recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision

    IRISH....negative .you will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision .

    BRITISH... this is the captain of a british navy ship . i say again .. divert YOUR course

    IRISH ...negative .i say again you will have to divert your course

    BRITISH ...THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER HMS BRITIANNIA. THE SECOUND LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH ATLANTIC FLEET . WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. DEMAND YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. I SAY AGAIN THAT IS 15 DEGREES NORTH OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

    IRISH.... WE ARE A LIGHTHOUSE .....................YOUR CALL
     
  2. So good you posted twice.

    Thanks
     
  3. Heard that one before only it was the yanks in the boat arguing with a Canadian lighthouse.
     
  4. You're taking the pi$s now son! it wasnt funny the first time, and you got flamed.

    Best you get your head down, I smell a storm bearing down on you.
     
  5. I haven't heard that one in decades. Then it was the septics and the Canadian coastguard having a fall out. It was funny then 'cause everyone likes laughing at the ignorance of septics... ;)

    Don't you mean the Royal Yacht Brittania? There's never been an Aircraft Carrier named Brittania...[/pedantic]
     
  6. Besides, the trotters would be too tanked up to use the radio.
     
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