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Chuck Norris: The man, the myth, the legend.

So there I was - searching Google for some amusing Chuck Norris quotes...

...and slowly realised you could replace every mention of "Chuck Norris" with "Offendi" or "Drivers Lag".
 
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So there I was - searching Google for some amusing Chuck Norris quotes...

...and slowly realised you could replace every mention of "Chuck Norris" with "Offendi" or "Drivers Lag".

There's subtle differences between Chuck Norris doing a flying kick into a bad guys head and D_L having his ballsack trampled on by a chain smoking, drug addled Estonian whore.
 
There's subtle differences between Chuck Norris doing a flying kick into a bad guys head and D_L having his ballsack trampled on by a chain smoking, drug addled Estonian whore.

That's only because he kept on getting her to say "12 months" in her native language.
 

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