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Chuck Norris: The man, the myth, the legend.

DaManBugs

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#2
I rather like that ad, although not what it's for. Chuck is da man!

MsG
 

TheresaMay

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DirtyBAT
#3
So there I was - searching Google for some amusing Chuck Norris quotes...

...and slowly realised you could replace every mention of "Chuck Norris" with "Offendi" or "Drivers Lag".
 
#4
I rather like that ad, although not what it's for. Chuck is da man!

MsG
Chuck told me he thinks you are a lying penis as well.
 
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#11
So there I was - searching Google for some amusing Chuck Norris quotes...

...and slowly realised you could replace every mention of "Chuck Norris" with "Offendi" or "Drivers Lag".
There's subtle differences between Chuck Norris doing a flying kick into a bad guys head and D_L having his ballsack trampled on by a chain smoking, drug addled Estonian whore.
 

TheresaMay

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DirtyBAT
#12
There's subtle differences between Chuck Norris doing a flying kick into a bad guys head and D_L having his ballsack trampled on by a chain smoking, drug addled Estonian whore.
That's only because he kept on getting her to say "12 months" in her native language.
 

TheresaMay

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Moderator
DirtyBAT
#14
Try "twelve months" - or better still, put "Estonian twelve months" into YouTube.

Childish, but amusing.
 
#15
That's only because he kept on getting her to say "12 months" in her native language.
Someone had to remind him to take the brown rice out of the oven.
 
#16
Does he approve this thread?
 
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