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Chuck Norris doesn't shoot approaches. He kills them!

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  1. orgASMic

    orgASMic War Hero

    orgASMic, Feb 19, 2011
    #1
  2. chocolate_frog

    chocolate_frog

    Chuck Norris jokes are fcuking shit. Banal and generally taken to extremes far beyond their funniness. Like the 'chuck norris board' a particular staff HQ had on ex once. Full of pump 'jokes'.
     
    chocolate_frog, Feb 19, 2011
    #2
  3. orgASMic

    orgASMic War Hero

    Feeling delicate this morning, precious?
     
    orgASMic, Feb 19, 2011
    #3
  4. blobmeister

    blobmeister LE

    If Chuck was in the film 300, it would have been called 1.
     
    blobmeister, Feb 19, 2011
    #4
  5. Jungelism

    Jungelism LE

    chuck norris once shot down a german plane by pointing his finger at it and shouting bang.


    True story
     
    Jungelism, Feb 19, 2011
    #5
  6. BarkingSpider

    BarkingSpider LE

    Bruce Lee kicked seven bells of shit out of Chuck in 'Way of the Dragon' last night on the telly. Can't believe I watched it though. I'd forgotten it was staged in the colosseum in Rome.
    Here it is on YouTube. Enjoy.
     
    BarkingSpider, Feb 19, 2011
    #6
  7. orgASMic

    orgASMic War Hero

    You know it's acting, right? A real Lee vs Norris punch up would still be going.
    (Chuck would be edging it on points.)
     
    orgASMic, Feb 19, 2011
    #7
  8. Werewolf

    Werewolf LE

    Just for you, CF.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep...he waits.

    Chuck Norris does not dodge bullets. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

    Evolution: a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

    A Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick is officially classified as a WMD by the United Nations.

    Chuck Norris can talk about Fight Club.

    Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

    Chuck Norris counted to Infinity. Twice.

    On the First Day, Chuck Norris created God.

    The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

    Superman, Batman and Jack Bauer want to be Chuck Norris when they grow up.
     
    Werewolf, Feb 19, 2011
    #8
  9. ironrations

    ironrations LE

    Chuck Norris is an honorary US Marine. Gen.
     
    ironrations, Feb 19, 2011
    #9
  10. I_Even_Disarm_Ducks

    I_Even_Disarm_Ducks War Hero

    The original Chuck Norris website was originally based on a Vin Diesel website of similar type, it must be true cause wikipedia sez so!
     
    I_Even_Disarm_Ducks, Feb 19, 2011
    #10
  11. BarkingSpider

    BarkingSpider LE

    Since Bruce Lee is dead, that would be a bit difficult.
    I know, shock horror...
     
    BarkingSpider, Feb 19, 2011
    #11
  12. Werewolf

    Werewolf LE

    Norris served in the USAF; he first started training in martial arts while stationed in South Korea.

    IIRC, he was also a reserve member of his local Sheriff's Dept SWAT Team!
     
    Werewolf, Feb 20, 2011
    #12
  13. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    If he could only make the reserves, how good were the first team?
     
    Fang_Farrier, Feb 20, 2011
    #13
  14. Ozne

    Ozne Clanker

    Bas Rutten would kick ten shits out of the highly overrated Chuck Norris.
     
    Ozne, Feb 20, 2011
    #14
  16. Werewolf

    Werewolf LE

    Look kids -it's

    1206290669653.jpg.[roflposters.com].myspace.jpg

    He'll save the day!:wink:
     
    Werewolf, Feb 20, 2011
    #15