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Chuck Norris doesn't shoot approaches. He kills them!

#2
Chuck Norris jokes are fcuking shit. Banal and generally taken to extremes far beyond their funniness. Like the 'chuck norris board' a particular staff HQ had on ex once. Full of pump 'jokes'.
 
#8
Just for you, CF.

Chuck Norris does not sleep...he waits.

Chuck Norris does not dodge bullets. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

Evolution: a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

A Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick is officially classified as a WMD by the United Nations.

Chuck Norris can talk about Fight Club.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris counted to Infinity. Twice.

On the First Day, Chuck Norris created God.

The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Superman, Batman and Jack Bauer want to be Chuck Norris when they grow up.
 

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