Chubber admits to eating all the sausage rolls

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunnoficarus, Mar 13, 2013.

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  1. Simple solution - cut the benefits, can't afford the sausage rolls. Job jobbed.

    Oh and spend a few quid on the kid, any kid with such an ugly kipper should have a few quid spent on em.
  2. You would need to be at the gym 3 times a week to prepare you for tackling that mess in the bedroom! Whats the chances he is either a chubby chaser or smashing some fit nubile thing in the gym showers?
  3. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    I'll go with option 2 please Bob, as Option one is making my breakfast come back up.
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  4. To be honest, Sean looks like he's carrying a bit of condition too.
  5. When they say fitness instructor I think they mean bloke that works in local Sports Center and watch s the gym whilst scratching his balls to make sure no one is mucking about.
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  6. Good job she's sensitive about her weight. Heaven knows what she'd be like otherwise.
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  7. one for Scaley Alberto's wnak bank
  8. Oooft I bet she fucking stinks, the fat jabba!
  9. She's just big boned.
  10. Her bloke looks like he has Downs. Or a brain injury of some sort.
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  11. Is she not ex WRAC ?
  12. Oxygen starvation from going down on her.
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  13. No! She's too slim for that!