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Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by beetroot4000, May 15, 2012.

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  1. What did the deaf dumb blind crippled boy get for Christmas?

  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I hope you get the same.

    Dull Cunt!
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Another dull cunt!

    1st post, good effort.

    Now fuck off there's a good chap.
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  4. B_AND_T is:


    Stand back Sir, nothing to see here. Move along!
  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Can you in all honesty tell me I'm wrong though!
  6. I won't say you're wrong, but in the same way I won't say you're right, because that would make your head swell. Love you!
  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Fence sitter!

  8. True, but it makes me smile!
  9. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Fair enough, 2 burgers for you then!
  10. ......and a Free Bee.
  11. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

  12. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    If others are putting crap jokes in here, so can I...

    what is the Scottish epileptic having for Christmas?

    A Wee Fit.
  13. HHH

    HHH LE

    If someone puts their hand in a fire are you going to as well ?
  14. You must keep this bee obsession in check dear chap.