Christmas Wishes

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  1. Madonna wished to be more British; she is now an unmarried mother with three children and one of them is black.

    Has anyone else had a Christmas wish come true?
     
  2. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    On Christmas Day I wake up with a storming hangover and wish I'd live to see the New Year. I've managed it a couple of time already.
     
  3. well done and i hope you keep on trying
     
  4. As a kid I always wanted to go abroad for Christmas. Then one year a very generous lady called Elizabeth arranged it so I could spend Christmas Day on the Adriatic!

    Be careful what you wish for...
     
  5. Back in 2004, I was on a job in Sri Lanka. Afterwards we had time for a little R&R in some flyblown shithole which resulted in my contracting a mild STD and severe D&V.
    Imagine my delight when on boxing day, an epic Tsunami wiped the dump off of the map.