Christmas Wishes


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On Christmas Day I wake up with a storming hangover and wish I'd live to see the New Year. I've managed it a couple of time already.
As a kid I always wanted to go abroad for Christmas. Then one year a very generous lady called Elizabeth arranged it so I could spend Christmas Day on the Adriatic!

Be careful what you wish for...
Back in 2004, I was on a job in Sri Lanka. Afterwards we had time for a little R&R in some flyblown shithole which resulted in my contracting a mild STD and severe D&V.
Imagine my delight when on boxing day, an epic Tsunami wiped the dump off of the map.

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