Christmas wish

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  1. May sound a bit corny but was listening to the radio yesterday and there was a live link to Iraq. Most soldiers obvious christmas wish was to be at home for Christmas.

    However what is your wish for Christmas?

    Mine is to hope I dont hear news of any more losses on Ops.

    Merry Christmas to you all. Any one on Ops keep your head down and come out safe in 2008.

  2. For a night in shining armour to take me away from all this....or a pony.
    Oh ok..a box choccies will do
  3. Bum love with Hermione off of them Harry Potter movies.
  4. Can I be greedy and get the knight in shining armour on a pony carrying chocolates... and a winning lottery ticket... oh and world peace :wink:
  5. Too late, I have her bound, gagged and lubed up under MY Christmas tree. :)

  6. You can have the knight and the choccies, but can I have the pony.......MMMMMM....fricadelles mit pommes und senf.
  7. Murphy, I was a bit concerned when I read "Can I have the pony.....MMMMM", until I read the frikadella bit. I thought you were up for a bit of pony love! (Maybe you are but that's for a different thread
  8. Obviously you shag the pony before eating it....I thought that was a given!
  9. I want a bicycle. I might be a cripple but it's still my right to have one!

    and a pogo stick

    and tap shoes
  10. I prefer them dead, you can slip into something cool then....
  11. Darn you greedy bas*ards for eating my pony. Now I'll have to have a car...please!
  12. I want a big hairy woman with thighs the size of a hippo to sit on my face.
  13. I think you need to find Firehorse's thread, I'm sure you'll find just what you're looking for :D
  14. Will be there in ten...oh bugger, I cant. Have no pony or car!
  15. By all accounts, it's quite tricky to find what you're looking for as she's quite a woman.

    Tipsy, you'd better start walking.