Christmas wish

TARE

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#1
May sound a bit corny but was listening to the radio yesterday and there was a live link to Iraq. Most soldiers obvious christmas wish was to be at home for Christmas.

However what is your wish for Christmas?

Mine is to hope I dont hear news of any more losses on Ops.

Merry Christmas to you all. Any one on Ops keep your head down and come out safe in 2008.

TARE.
 
#2
For a night in shining armour to take me away from all this....or a pony.
Oh ok..a box choccies will do
 
#4
slightlytipsy said:
For a night in shining armour to take me away from all this....or a pony.
Oh ok..a box choccies will do
Can I be greedy and get the knight in shining armour on a pony carrying chocolates... and a winning lottery ticket... oh and world peace :wink:
 
#6
slightlytipsy said:
For a night in shining armour to take me away from all this....or a pony.
Oh ok..a box choccies will do

You can have the knight and the choccies, but can I have the pony.......MMMMMM....fricadelles mit pommes und senf.
 
#7
Murphy, I was a bit concerned when I read "Can I have the pony.....MMMMM", until I read the frikadella bit. I thought you were up for a bit of pony love! (Maybe you are but that's for a different thread
 
#8
Obviously you shag the pony before eating it....I thought that was a given!
 
#9
I want a bicycle. I might be a cripple but it's still my right to have one!

and a pogo stick


and tap shoes
 
#10
Murphy_Slaw said:
Obviously you shag the pony before eating it....I thought that was a given!
I prefer them dead, you can slip into something cool then....
 
#11
Darn you greedy bas*ards for eating my pony. Now I'll have to have a car...please!
 
#12
I want a big hairy woman with thighs the size of a hippo to sit on my face.
 
#14
Will be there in ten...oh bugger, I cant. Have no pony or car!
 
#15
girliebiker said:
Chuzu said:
I want a big hairy woman with thighs the size of a hippo to sit on my face.
I think you need to find Firehorse's thread, I'm sure you'll find just what you're looking for :D
By all accounts, it's quite tricky to find what you're looking for as she's quite a woman.

Tipsy, you'd better start walking.
 
#16
Chuzu said:
I want a big hairy woman with thighs the size of a hippo to sit on my face.

wayhayhay....your dreams have come true lover-boy,send over a forklift and I'm all yours :D
 

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#17
My christmas wish is to do that blonde chick from last chance driving school that was on last night. However i feel this wish will not come true, but if it did i think my wife wouldn't be very impressed.
 
#19
Bat_Crab said:
Bum love with Hermione off of them Harry Potter movies.

Does she bring her own strap on or will you supply her with one?


I wish for peace....and quiet in my house so I can get properly drunk and fall asleep in front of the telly.

My dad always used to do it and now it is my turn.
 

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