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Christmas Telly

You need to book a telly seat in your own home?? Be a man, and grow a pair.

I'm looking forwards to missing as much TV as possible, as it's the party season. Credit crunch....shmedit smunsh, I'm having fun!!
I'm sure Noel Edmunds will have me crying like a baby as usual. Aside of that, I'll probably be playing superBomberman on the SNES and drinking heavily 8)
Fcuk telly I'm getting pissed! There's nothing like waking up on Christmas wanting to die from your hangover and telling your family to fcuk off when its time to open pressies!
The Great Escape starring Golden Brown as Call Me Dave screws up his party's chances of being erected.

The Wizard Of Oz in which Dame Edna Everready shines some light on some of life's great mysteries.

The Loan Arranger, the cowboy programme which shows where people should go to get more readies.

Some Like It Hot - the Global Warming myth exposed as just more hot air.

Nurse, the blue pills if you please! :lol:

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