Christmas Reading for ARRSEholes

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Thought you might like a heads up on some books to settle down with during the 12 days of Yule..

For my fellow Canuckistanis:
The Official NHL 2004-2005 Yearbook...274 blank unpaginated sheets nicely spiral bound, with a complimentary pen in your favourite team's colouirs/logo. Great for jotting down your hockey-related memories from the current season..oh..wait...

For My American Cousins: The Jumbo Iraqi Maze Book...Fun filled puzzle book with mind challenging mazes and labyriths for all the ' coaltion of the willing ' enthusiasts. You will be able to enjoy hours of fun trying to figure out exit strategies...

For the Arrses at Home: A great tome for those layabouts who want to cocoon in the walk-up behind the fish shop with a bag of crisps and a warm brew..The Incr - Edible History of Obesity: A large print coffee-flavoured coffee table book with tons of easily digestible information..Also available in mocha or almond crunch...

And for the Rest of the Bunch: something to take your paranoic minds off Global Warming, the coming Nuclear Holocaust, Al Quaeda/Taliban resurgence, the Collapse of the Middle East and the African AIDS cricis:

The A-Z Encylcopedia of Animal Viruses: A dazzling array of diseases that can be transmitted from your pet/farm animal/dinner to you.. More fun than a barrel of Monkey Pox.. just the thing for your favourite animal lover, MDN or Corp...
 

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