Christmas Presents

#1
Well it's a little early but the first round of Secret Santa presents have just been exchanged in my office and I am now the proud owner of a camoflage pattern rubber duck. I think that pretty much proves that TA_Sig > You.

So what did you get for Christmas?
 
#3
I got Beebs and she gave me a STW.
 
#5
I got a rabbit from secret santa.

:lol:
 
#6
Poppy said:
I got a rabbit from secret santa.
a rampant one that takes batteries? :wink:
 
#8
Soapy t1t w*nk
 
#10
Filbert Fox said:
Poppy said:
I got a rabbit from secret santa.
a rampant one that takes batteries? :wink:
Unfortunately not - a fluffy white one in a pink tutu!
 
#12
The_Sloping_Wire said:
I got promoted. No doubt my ridiculously huge pay packet will all be spent on clothes for Mrs Slopes. :evil:
We discussed this yesterday, you got promoted because you got 30secs slower on your BPFA.

Christmas has already cost me a 5* hotel stay and a couple of plane flights-better be worth it.
 
#13
I'll buy you a rampant rabbit if I can watch you Poppy!!!!
 
#16
blessed baby cakes said:
Filbert Fox said:
I got Beebs and she gave me a STW.
8O

I never got woken up for this!
You wouldn't not with his peanut
 
#17
I bought myself 10 pints of stella and a hangover. It's not all about receiving though (fnaah) and I gave a chunky bird a night of scintillating conversation about my favourite subject - Bukkake. She'd never heard about it and in my p1ssed state I tried to 'recruit' her. I made a pass at her around midnight and she positively recoiled. said I was a lovely guy but I'm a little strange and she thinks I need help "you know, like, professional help." In response I burped and blew it in her face, that teached her.

Another party in the mess tonight! Bring it on sister!
 
#18
RTFQ said:
I bought myself 10 pints of stella and a hangover. It's not all about receiving though (fnaah) and I gave a chunky bird a night of scintillating conversation about my favourite subject - Bukkake. She'd never heard about it and in my p1ssed state I tried to 'recruit' her. I made a pass at her around midnight and she positively recoiled. said I was a lovely guy but I'm a little strange and she thinks I need help "you know, like, professional help." In response I burped and blew it in her face, that teached her.

Another party in the mess tonight! Bring it on sister!
and did she eventually consent to receiving a "Camden Facepack"?

I got a hand massager in the shape of a breast that sits on my desk....v addictive but you cant beat the real thing :wink:
 
#20
i'd like a new rampant rabbit please (delux edition)
lots of silk underwear, not satin please cos thats for chavs and people who shop in woolworths
silver jewellry, not gold, although white gold and platinum are VERY acceptable (again..... think little kylie in her sovereign rings from argos, not a look i wish to acheive)
a new man, good looking with a big "stick" as current is about to get his p45

i've been a very good girl all year, nay angelic all year, some may say saintly even, and i'd like to be more of a bad girl this year santa, and i think the rabbit and silk may just help in that department.

thank you

oh and i'm still waiting on my dive to the titanic and the trip into orbit from that site with the lords and lady thing on it

cheers :D
 
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